MFP Wife

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beardedwarriortx
beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
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Now taking applications for my MFP wife (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less
2. To gripe about me getting drunk
3. To badger me into doing whatever you want
4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3)
5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals)

As you can see I am actually looking for an EVIL wife. I figure that would be much more fun than your normal sweet, kind, loving, supportive MFP wife.

You may now carry on.
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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less. 1000000+++ I never shut up.
    2. To gripe about me getting drunk Want a colder one?
    3. To badger me into doing whatever you want Do as you wish, I'll watch ;)
    4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3) Starring is not my method of choice. Not painful enough.
    5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals) Depends on which planet we're attempting to dominate this evening.

    Okay, that was a funny questionnaire lol.
    I approve haha.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    And, someone to paint your toe nails, right?
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?

    How YOU doin?
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I am excepting applications for a husband as well.

    They must:

    1. Be Good in bed
    2. Be the DD when I get drunk
    3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
    4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
    5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)

    If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply :D

    You may now carry on.
  • Phildog47
    Phildog47 Posts: 255 Member
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    I currently have 55... and it's frustrating that I can't drive 55 :grumble:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?

    OMG!!! there is now coffee on my keyboard - thanks!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?


    I thought you were mine :mad:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    I am excepting applications for a husband as well.

    They must:

    1. Be Good in bed
    2. Be the DD when I get drunk
    3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
    4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
    5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)

    If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply :D

    You may now carry on.

    I'm all of the above except 4 and 5
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?

    you don't need to tuck anything. you can call me lil' john cause yeaaah. and because I get low.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?


    I thought you were mine :mad:

    TAKE ME BACK!
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    I am excepting applications for a husband as well.

    They must:

    1. Be Good in bed
    2. Be the DD when I get drunk
    3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
    4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
    5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)

    If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply :D

    You may now carry on.

    I'm all of the above except 4 and 5

    I can vouch for the number 4 bit.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    I currently have 55... and it's frustrating that I can't drive 55 :grumble:

    oh hey, how YOU doin'?
  • A_nonymous2
    A_nonymous2 Posts: 366 Member
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    I'm out.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    I am excepting applications for a husband as well.

    They must:

    1. Be Good in bed
    2. Be the DD when I get drunk
    3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
    4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
    5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)

    If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply :D

    You may now carry on.

    you and your "requirements." pffft.

    i got 1/5
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
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    Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
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    What if I tuck & shave?

    LOL
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.

    :frown:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.

    :frown:

    Why the long face? I got yours saved as my desktop...
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.

    :frown:

    Why the long face? I got yours saved as my desktop...

    I hope it's a good one.

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