MFP Wife
beardedwarriortx
Posts: 238 Member
in Chit-Chat
Now taking applications for my MFP wife (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:
1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less
2. To gripe about me getting drunk
3. To badger me into doing whatever you want
4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3)
5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals)
As you can see I am actually looking for an EVIL wife. I figure that would be much more fun than your normal sweet, kind, loving, supportive MFP wife.
You may now carry on.
1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less
2. To gripe about me getting drunk
3. To badger me into doing whatever you want
4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3)
5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals)
As you can see I am actually looking for an EVIL wife. I figure that would be much more fun than your normal sweet, kind, loving, supportive MFP wife.
You may now carry on.
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1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less. 1000000+++ I never shut up.
2. To gripe about me getting drunk Want a colder one?
3. To badger me into doing whatever you want Do as you wish, I'll watch
4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3) Starring is not my method of choice. Not painful enough.
5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals) Depends on which planet we're attempting to dominate this evening.
Okay, that was a funny questionnaire lol.
I approve haha.0 -
And, someone to paint your toe nails, right?0
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What if I tuck & shave?0
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What if I tuck & shave?
How YOU doin?0 -
I am excepting applications for a husband as well.
They must:
1. Be Good in bed
2. Be the DD when I get drunk
3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)
If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply
You may now carry on.0 -
I currently have 55... and it's frustrating that I can't drive 55 :grumble:0
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What if I tuck & shave?
OMG!!! there is now coffee on my keyboard - thanks!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
What if I tuck & shave?
I thought you were mine :mad:0 -
I am excepting applications for a husband as well.
They must:
1. Be Good in bed
2. Be the DD when I get drunk
3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)
If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply
You may now carry on.
I'm all of the above except 4 and 50 -
What if I tuck & shave?
you don't need to tuck anything. you can call me lil' john cause yeaaah. and because I get low.0 -
What if I tuck & shave?
I thought you were mine :mad:
TAKE ME BACK!0 -
I am excepting applications for a husband as well.
They must:
1. Be Good in bed
2. Be the DD when I get drunk
3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)
If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply
You may now carry on.
I'm all of the above except 4 and 5
I can vouch for the number 4 bit.0 -
I currently have 55... and it's frustrating that I can't drive 55 :grumble:
oh hey, how YOU doin'?0 -
I'm out.0
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I am excepting applications for a husband as well.
They must:
1. Be Good in bed
2. Be the DD when I get drunk
3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)
If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply
You may now carry on.
you and your "requirements." pffft.
i got 1/50 -
Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.0
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What if I tuck & shave?
LOL0 -
Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.
:frown:0 -
Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.
:frown:
Why the long face? I got yours saved as my desktop...0 -
Can we have a mistress instead? All applications must include noodz.
:frown:
Why the long face? I got yours saved as my desktop...
I hope it's a good one.0 -
This Bromance warms my heart.What if I tuck & shave?
How YOU doin?0 -
Does it mean I get half your stuff???0
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Hmm, you look like Barbie. You might get all of it.Does it mean I get half your stuff???0 -
you can have all of itDoes it mean I get half your stuff???0 -
And just like that, the first MFP Prenuptial Agreement has been drafted.Does it mean I get half your stuff???0 -
It's on the internet so it has to be legal and legit right???0
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I am excepting applications for a husband as well.
They must:
1. Be Good in bed
2. Be the DD when I get drunk
3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)
If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply
You may now carry on.
I don't drink, so I got 2 covered.
As far as 3 goes, can I be on the other side of said GF?0 -
It's on the internet so it has to be legal and legit right???
Yeah, pretty certain of that.......lock tight.0 -
Go for a MFP girlfriend instead............all the perks without the nagging0
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Go for a MFP girlfriend instead............all the perks without the nagging
:drinker:0
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