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I'm pregnant and I have a raccoon in my room...
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What if the Racoon is the father?0
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Someone needs to lay off mushrooms. Srsly XD
My question would be: Does it have wings and can it fly.0 -
do you have an addiction?0
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A raccoon is attracted to placenta, makes sense.0
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:noway:What's the deal with this on feeds?
You can read those only because you're gay.
Maybe it is just the gay porn? that doesn't make you gay right? Right? Right? :noway: :frown: :huh:0 -
its waiting to steal the baby and raise it as one of its own0
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Maybe they want to have another baby and a mouse just ran over their feet0
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Is it on meth? If not, carry on as usual..........0
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The porcupine walked over to my crumpled body on the ground...he leaned towards my ear and whispered,"don't worry...i'll take care of everything."0
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Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?0
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I'm not sure. But you will never guess what I'm addicted to and it isn't the crack I did earlier today after I quit my job..0
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I confess: I like gay porn. I wish Obama could run for a third term. I cheated on my ex. I tried smoking crack today. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. I quit my job today. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! Where can I buy used sex toys? I think I'm going gay. I'm pregnant. I want another baby. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! A mouse just crawled over my feet!!
oops... I just word-vomited all over your thread.0 -
Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?
I did!!!! Then I looked for used sex toys because I was horny from all the talk of raccoon's and pregnancy and mice, then I got really pissed because my MFP wife cheated on me and got pregnant as well as everyone else so I just said f**k it and smoked some crack before I quit my job.0 -
I confess: I like gay porn. I wish Obama could run for a third term. I cheated on my ex. I tried smoking crack today. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. I quit my job today. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! Where can I buy used sex toys? I think I'm going gay. I'm pregnant. I want another baby. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! A mouse just crawled over my feet!!
oops... I just word-vomited all over your thread.
ermagherd me too! It's like you're reading mah mind :blushing:0 -
What if the Racoon is the father?
Then your baby's got rabies.0 -
I have a pet flying squirrel, so so cute.0
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I like turtles!0
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Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?
I vomited on my ex as she left McDonald's. Took a long time to plan that one out.0 -
How do you cheat on your ex??? Have to admit, the responses to falling in vomit are pretty entertaining! :drinker:0
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You guys have heard of private groups, right?0
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You guys have heard of private groups, right?0
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You guys have heard of private groups, right?
Are you suggesting that we start a group to bolster and support a dumbass game that has been driving me insane all day??!?!?!
:mad:
Please don't give them ideas!!0 -
Maybe you should quit your job and figure it out??0
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Iys a game circling mfp lol0
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It's a game being spread like wild weeds.
If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;
Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:
. This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.0 -
sounds like two distinctly different problems.0
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:laugh:0
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It's a game being spread like wild weeds.
If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;
Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:
. This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.
Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:0 -
You guys have heard of private groups, right?0
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