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I'm pregnant and I have a raccoon in my room...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited February 7 in Chit-Chat
What's the deal with this on feeds?
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    What if the Racoon is the father?
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Someone needs to lay off mushrooms. Srsly XD
    My question would be: Does it have wings and can it fly.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    do you have an addiction?
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    A raccoon is attracted to placenta, makes sense.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    :noway:
    What's the deal with this on feeds?

    You can read those only because you're gay.

    Maybe it is just the gay porn? that doesn't make you gay right? Right? Right? :noway: :frown: :huh:
  • Triciad811
    Triciad811 Posts: 268 Member
    its waiting to steal the baby and raise it as one of its own
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    Maybe they want to have another baby and a mouse just ran over their feet
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Is it on meth? If not, carry on as usual..........
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    The porcupine walked over to my crumpled body on the ground...he leaned towards my ear and whispered,"don't worry...i'll take care of everything."
  • hopefaithlove24
    hopefaithlove24 Posts: 454 Member
    Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    I'm not sure. But you will never guess what I'm addicted to and it isn't the crack I did earlier today after I quit my job..
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I confess: I like gay porn. I wish Obama could run for a third term. I cheated on my ex. I tried smoking crack today. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. I quit my job today. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! Where can I buy used sex toys? I think I'm going gay. I'm pregnant. I want another baby. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! A mouse just crawled over my feet!!




    oops... I just word-vomited all over your thread.
  • onmyown326
    onmyown326 Posts: 177
    Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?

    I did!!!! Then I looked for used sex toys because I was horny from all the talk of raccoon's and pregnancy and mice, then I got really pissed because my MFP wife cheated on me and got pregnant as well as everyone else so I just said f**k it and smoked some crack before I quit my job.
  • ModernNerd
    ModernNerd Posts: 336 Member
    I confess: I like gay porn. I wish Obama could run for a third term. I cheated on my ex. I tried smoking crack today. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. I quit my job today. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! Where can I buy used sex toys? I think I'm going gay. I'm pregnant. I want another baby. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! A mouse just crawled over my feet!!




    oops... I just word-vomited all over your thread.

    ermagherd me too! It's like you're reading mah mind :blushing:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    What if the Racoon is the father?

    Then your baby's got rabies.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I have a pet flying squirrel, so so cute.
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    I like turtles!
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Did you cheat on your ex? Or maybe you slipped on vomit in McDonald's?

    I vomited on my ex as she left McDonald's. Took a long time to plan that one out.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    How do you cheat on your ex??? Have to admit, the responses to falling in vomit are pretty entertaining! :drinker:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    rage-quit.jpg
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    You guys have heard of private groups, right?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    You guys have heard of private groups, right?
    Then what would the rest of us do?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You guys have heard of private groups, right?

    Are you suggesting that we start a group to bolster and support a dumbass game that has been driving me insane all day??!?!?!

    :mad:

    Please don't give them ideas!!
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
    Maybe you should quit your job and figure it out??
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Iys a game circling mfp lol
  • Nissi51
    Nissi51 Posts: 381 Member
    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.
  • basillowe66
    basillowe66 Posts: 432 Member
    sounds like two distinctly different problems.
  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
    :laugh:
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
    It's a game being spread like wild weeds.

    If you respond to one the new feeds update you are then asked to post a choice of one of the news feed items;

    Whoever's status you comment on you receive the following email:

    . This is a game. The person who likes/comments has to choose one of the following to post on his/her timeline. 1. I confess I like gay porn. 2. I wish Obama could run for a third term. 3. I cheated on my ex. 4. I tried smoking crack today. 5. I just fell in vomit at McDonalds. 6. I quit my job today. 7. There's a raccoon in my bedroom! 8. Where can I buy used sex toys? 9. I think I'm going gay 10. I'm pregnant 11. I want another baby 12. I have an addiction... Can u guess to what? 13. First 20 to LMS I'm giving some money to!! 14. A mouse just crawled over my feet!! Note: you should not explain anything........just post and leave it for at least a day.

    Really? All these comments and everyone could play along instead of ruining it? And I suppose you go around telling all the little kids that there is no Santa Clause. It's Friday! Have a sense of humour and live a little. Grinch. :grumble:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    You guys have heard of private groups, right?
    Then what would the rest of us do?

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