Pick Up Line

nikitiki53
nikitiki53 Posts: 127
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I want to hear your best pick up line...either one you've used or one used on you..and did it work?
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  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
    ok.... is that a mirror in your pocket ? cuz I can see me in your pants
  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
    This one always works!!!
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    How many trips to the McDonalds Dollar Menu is it going to take to turn you into my personal bedroom acrobat for years to come?

    Works every time.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Tell me, how can a nickel like me get a dime like you, it doesn't make
    - cents.

    Get it? Don't giggle at my line. Your feet must be sore from sprinting through my mind.

    Not impressed? Really I don't blame you. I'm just tryin to entertain you before you realize that you're out of my league and make your train choo, choo, choose, you, I, and......

    Hey, how are you doing?


    And yes, it has worked - on multiple occasions.
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
    Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one!
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


    did NOT work but, I had a great lawyer :wink:

    edit: just saw sassy used my same one! grrr I guess I'll go with "Hi, I'm Batman"
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lorenzovonmatterhorn7549
    lorenzovonmatterhorn7549 Posts: 495 Member
    I don't use pickup lines but the funniest one I heard was "There are 206 bones in the female body. Would you like another?"
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    Do you like soda? Because I'd Mountain Dew you...
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
    Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?

    pls respond
  • PowerThruIt
    PowerThruIt Posts: 15
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.
  • Nicgianni1
    Nicgianni1 Posts: 13
    Would you like to know what would look good on you? Me. :)
  • sixisCHANGEDjk
    sixisCHANGEDjk Posts: 243
    What's your sine? It must be pi/2 cause you're the one!

    piOver2_zpsbf690e13.jpg
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    Do you have any black in you? Want some?
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.

    u r a qt3.14 m8
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


    did NOT work but, I had a great lawyer :wink:

    edit: just saw sassy used my same one! grrr I guess I'll go with "Hi, I'm Batman"

    HAHA! I call that one too. I have a batman pic in my profile :P. lol.
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    Omg I am cracking up because I know people like that
  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
    Um, no I'm not.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    Omg I am cracking up because I know people like that
    Ditto. Few of my friends in Georgia LOL.
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
    Um, no I'm not.

    oh thats too bad because I have a large bone that needs examination.
  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
    Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?

    pls respond

    I'm not
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?

    A: Enough to break the ice.

    It worked for me plenty of times....that and asking a girl to say the word mud. When she eventually says it I follow up with damn I love it when you talk dirty. Lol goofball charm always wins
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?

    pls respond

    I'm not

    Then stop digging me.

    Oooooh
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
    bump
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


    did NOT work but, I had a great lawyer :wink:

    edit: just saw sassy used my same one! grrr I guess I'll go with "Hi, I'm Batman"

    HAHA! I call that one too. I have a batman pic in my profile :P. lol.

    Totally not fair...I guess I'll have to choose another

    "I'll bet you $100 you can't turn me straight"
  • WhoHa42
    WhoHa42 Posts: 1,270 Member
    After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

    Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

    your ex-hubby

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