Pick Up Line
nikitiki53
Posts: 127
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I want to hear your best pick up line...either one you've used or one used on you..and did it work?
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ok.... is that a mirror in your pocket ? cuz I can see me in your pants0
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This one always works!!!0
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How many trips to the McDonalds Dollar Menu is it going to take to turn you into my personal bedroom acrobat for years to come?
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?0
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Tell me, how can a nickel like me get a dime like you, it doesn't make
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Get it? Don't giggle at my line. Your feet must be sore from sprinting through my mind.
Not impressed? Really I don't blame you. I'm just tryin to entertain you before you realize that you're out of my league and make your train choo, choo, choose, you, I, and......
Hey, how are you doing?
And yes, it has worked - on multiple occasions.0 -
Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?0
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If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one!0
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
did NOT work but, I had a great lawyer
edit: just saw sassy used my same one! grrr I guess I'll go with "Hi, I'm Batman"0 -
Does this smell like chloroform to you?0
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I don't use pickup lines but the funniest one I heard was "There are 206 bones in the female body. Would you like another?"0
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Do you like soda? Because I'd Mountain Dew you...0
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Niki, unrelated question...are you an archaeologist?
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
Works 100%, trust me.0 -
Would you like to know what would look good on you? Me.0
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What's your sine? It must be pi/2 cause you're the one!
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.0
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
Works 100%, trust me.
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Do you have any black in you? Want some?0
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.
u r a qt3.14 m80 -
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
did NOT work but, I had a great lawyer
edit: just saw sassy used my same one! grrr I guess I'll go with "Hi, I'm Batman"
HAHA! I call that one too. I have a batman pic in my profile :P. lol.0
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