when showering

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  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?

    Everyone? I guarantee you if you went over to a male friend's house and he had a sex doll or a fleshlight lying out, you would no longer be friends lol

    I have to disagree.

    From,

    The girl with a male sex toy catalog in her house.

    I am assuming for your Bf or husband...
  • homeyjosey
    homeyjosey Posts: 138 Member
    majority of the time before i get in the shower i dont need to pee but when i get in, let it flow
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    serious? you women who have been pregnant never once peed in the shower...oh yeah I believe you.

    For serious, for realsies, never once.

    If I could pee standing up, I bet I would, though. Generally I like being female, we have bette shoes, etc. However, I have some major peeing while standing envy. Big time.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    No, I've never done this. Sounds like I might be the minority here judging by some of the replies though. I go before the shower while the waters heating up.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    True, except for porn.

    In your profile picture, what the h*ll is that on your left?

    Lady Gaga
  • Pedalpush
    Pedalpush Posts: 246 Member
    Every time.
  • MandysChange
    MandysChange Posts: 40 Member
    If I need to go, I'm not going to get out of the shower to do it. Being pregnant with twins royally screwed up my bladder. I pee all the time and I haven't been pregnant in almost 9 years.
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    There are two types of people:

    People who pee in the shower..

    ..and people who lie about not peeing in the shower

    Word.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    NO. Half the time my drain is slow, so I do NOT want to stand in my own pee.
  • mattf485
    mattf485 Posts: 129


    pffttt you have a built in toy.
    Go on...
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    serious? you women who have been pregnant never once peed in the shower...oh yeah I believe you.

    I was thinking this... I used to have a bladder of steel... Then I had 4 pregnancies....
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Yes. As was mentioned, it saves some water. Plus, I can immediately wash my pee hole. It's perfect.
  • fitgirlandfoodie
    fitgirlandfoodie Posts: 1,014 Member
    never.
  • MandysChange
    MandysChange Posts: 40 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?

    Everyone? I guarantee you if you went over to a male friend's house and he had a sex doll or a fleshlight lying out, you would no longer be friends lol

    I have to disagree.

    From,

    The girl with a male sex toy catalog in her house.

    Wait, why would you need a male sex toy catalog?

    I personally find any many who is really into their sexuality including male toys really hot. The more in touch you are with your sexuality and what turns you on the better partner you can be.
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
    In the Army they told us to pee on our feet in the shower because it prevents athletes foot.
  • mattf485
    mattf485 Posts: 129


    I personally find any many who is really into their sexuality including male toys really hot. The more in touch you are with your sexuality and what turns you on the better partner you can be.
    I agree, but lets face it, how often do you find people like this? Usually it develops over time with a partner, but meeting new people that are open is very hard.
  • CountryGirl8542
    CountryGirl8542 Posts: 449 Member
    Peeing in the shower is actually really good for your feet. It is actually proven to cure athletes foot and stinky feet. My man... he had the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled so I told him to start peeing in the shower.. and well... problem solved! No more stinky feet.
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    Ok, is this a guy thing? Because I most certainly don't pee in the shower. That is sick! I'm asking my boyfriend when I get home if he pees in there. I take baths in there from time to time and to think I may be bathing where someone peed earlier, turns my stomache. Ugh!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    At the gym I try and fire hose the dude at the shower next to me.

    72.8% of the time I can reach. The other 27.2% of the time I *kitten* on the floor in disgust at myself for not pissing on someone.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member


    I personally find any many who is really into their sexuality including male toys really hot. The more in touch you are with your sexuality and what turns you on the better partner you can be.
    I agree, but lets face it, how often do you find people like this? Usually it develops over time with a partner, but meeting new people that are open is very hard.


    this is actually a really good point... I'm shy in general, but I normally tone it down a little bit when first meeting someone new. people get weirded out too easily.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    The things you learn on MFP...fascinating.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?

    Everyone? I guarantee you if you went over to a male friend's house and he had a sex doll or a fleshlight lying out, you would no longer be friends lol

    I have to disagree.

    From,

    The girl with a male sex toy catalog in her house.

    Wait, why would you need a male sex toy catalog?

    For the man of the house....

    and this
    I personally find any many who is really into their sexuality including male toys really hot. The more in touch you are with your sexuality and what turns you on the better partner you can be.
  • mattf485
    mattf485 Posts: 129



    this is actually a really good point... I'm shy in general, but I normally tone it down a little bit when first meeting someone new. people get weirded out too easily.
    Maybe it's best to hide our quirkyness until later :p
  • doughnutwretch
    doughnutwretch Posts: 498 Member
    No, but I like to tell people in the gym I did after I hear them blow their nose or some sort of disgusting *kitten*.

    If you do it, please just respect others and don't do it in public showers.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member


    I personally find any many who is really into their sexuality including male toys really hot. The more in touch you are with your sexuality and what turns you on the better partner you can be.
    I agree, but lets face it, how often do you find people like this? Usually it develops over time with a partner, but meeting new people that are open is very hard.

    Fetlife.com

    I met someone there who was into the same things as me... and we are getting hitched in 10 months. :wink:
  • MandysChange
    MandysChange Posts: 40 Member


    I personally find any many who is really into their sexuality including male toys really hot. The more in touch you are with your sexuality and what turns you on the better partner you can be.
    I agree, but lets face it, how often do you find people like this? Usually it develops over time with a partner, but meeting new people that are open is very hard.

    They are very hard to find. I have only found one man like that from the beginning. The rest I got them to open up after showing them how open I was to new things.
  • Oscarinmiami
    Oscarinmiami Posts: 326 Member
    lmao!! i comes out by itself...shower turns on and i pee...i can't stop it...lol
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    Not by everyone. :wink:

    Dolls though...they are a bit creepy.
  • mattf485
    mattf485 Posts: 129


    Fetlife.com

    I met someone there who was into the same things as me... and we are getting hitched in 10 months. :wink:

    I've checked it out before, but most the people I saw on there are a little too far down the rabbit hole.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member



    this is actually a really good point... I'm shy in general, but I normally tone it down a little bit when first meeting someone new. people get weirded out too easily.
    Maybe it's best to hide our quirkyness until later :p

    By quirkiness you mean freakiness right? Srs question, I let my quirk show from the beginning but am slow to raise the freak flag. I may be doing it wrong.

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