HALP!!!!!!!! I ate a potato chip and...

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member

    Yes please, I mean my stomach just got huge. And my husbands gonna be home soon, he can't see me like this?!?!?!?!:sad:

    Squats and deadlifts

    that's broscience

    Are you pregnant?

    Oh I'm sorry the above was NOT the rigth answer. here goes....

    NO! NO WAY, do you even absintenexe?

    Are you weighing and measuring all of your food?

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    can you say "off topic"?

    Yes. In the morning I get on the scale. Then in the night I get back on. and then I know how much ALL my food weighed. Thats' right, right? amirite?

    and wtf does hot topic have to do with this. Stay on task ladies this ain't about fashion it's about passion.

    So, did the rabbit die, or is it a secret?

    nobody died. just the patato chips. and my dreams of lovely.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Drink more water.

    I ALREADY DRANK A WHOLE BOTTLE. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN. WHY CAN'T YOU BE SU[[RTIVE? WHY ARE YOU REPEATING YOURSELFS!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Maybe eat some sugar. The sweet toxins have to cancel out the salty toxinz, right?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    I've been schooled.


    I hear you should never skip brekkie.

    Have some chips wit dat.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Maybe eat some sugar. The sweet toxins have to cancel out the salty toxinz, right?

    that is a gr8 ideaa. *getsoutthespoon*
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Drink more water.

    I ALREADY DRANK A WHOLE BOTTLE. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN. WHY CAN'T YOU BE SU[[RTIVE? WHY ARE YOU REPEATING YOURSELFS!

    I can't support your potato chip binges. I've got my own to take care of.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Yep. You're going to die fat.
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    Ughhhhhhhh! I can't beleive I wasted my daily hot on a bunch of effing school mom's this morning. Ergh. My outfit was slammin' too and showed off my asssets to their best potential. dam dam dayummmmmmmm!

    omG this is freaking HILarious!!!! :smokin:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghNiZPt6cvU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67qHkIjbdBk

    cdnlt decide which one I like moar.
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    Maybe eat some sugar. The sweet toxins have to cancel out the salty toxinz, right?

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    Use these. No more toxinz.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Maybe eat some sugar. The sweet toxins have to cancel out the salty toxinz, right?

    before-after.jpg

    Use these. No more toxinz.

    mostly b/c i just hurled them into the toilet :sick:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Dr Oz said bacon grease enima or eat KFC. Either way, cleansed and bloat free.

    KFC AND Bacon grease FTW!
  • xoemmytee
    xoemmytee Posts: 162 Member


    enema

    Squats and deadlifts
    squats and deadlifts during the enema
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member


    enema

    Squats and deadlifts
    squats and deadlifts during the enema

    That sounds like a profoundly bad idea :laugh:

    But way to think outside the box! :flowerforyou:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Goodnight everybody. A chip should not have that much power over someone's day. A muffin maybe, but not a chip.

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    I'm gonna get out my foam roller and maybe have a more hot day tmrw. if not i'll just have a damn muffin if I had to feel this bad just from chips.

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