good comebacks?!

When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"

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So I was at the gas station last night. When I got out of my car this lady rolls up in her Mercedes and yells " You got a problem? I don't like the way you looked at me!" So, I'm like "Excuse me?" And she says "You FAT!" and I was just like...

I just could not think of a good comeback. :explode:

Can anybody help me out for next time? I feel I need to be prepared in case this happens again.

Anyone who rolls up to a stranger and says they don't like the way you looked at them and then calls a complete stranger fat on top of that, because they didn't like the way you looked at them as some REAL deep/serious issues going on in their life. We NEVER know how people get the things they have (the Mercedes) or what they've done or are doing to keep them. This lady obviously is going thru some real mess in her life, FOR SURE. I think you did the right thing by not engaging this foolish woman and getting down to her level.

{{{{ Hugs }}}}

If a stranger were to say something bold and nasty like that to me, that is TRUE, I like to agree with them and ask them to pray for me--nothing throws water on fire like agreeing with a potential enemy. Example:

"You're fat"...Girl, God bless you and me both richly. Ya know what, 1st of all I did give you a nasty look I'm sorry about that and as far as me being fat, you're right, which is one of the reasons I gave you a nasty look...I'm having a coffee Jones now--trying to feed my face something--will you forgive me and pray for me?

You'd be surprised how people can/will humble themselves when you agree with them and ask them to forgive you and pray for you about the issues they rightly (or even wrongly sometime) accuse you of:flowerforyou:

When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"

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That's what the old folks used to do/to say meaning "you're CRAZY"...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I usually don't say anything back, I just laugh, like hysterically. They get so salty when I do that haha

When all else fails...I just put on the southern charm, smile sweetly, and give them a good ole "well bless your heart!"

Yes, a well-applied "bless your heart" is always perfect. This was just outside of Atlanta, so we all know exactly what this saying *really* means!

Haha, sounds like it would have been appropriate then!! Sorry this happened to you.

Should have just gone the Amanda Bynes way. Call everyone ugly :P

Aw, I'm sorry. I wouldn't have a come back either because I'm just not a meany. Some people are so ugly on the inside. Let it go and stay focused, sweetie.

- you're ugly. at least i can lose weight to fix my problem.
- Really?! I had no idea. Your powers of observation are beyond amazing.
- (if you see a wedding ring) i can see why your hubby/wife's cheating on you.


i like the jerk factory thing too lol

Man, all the above are good. I would have flipped her off and said "F**k you, b****!"

ME TOO!

When your talking and someone interrupts you;

Excuse me, but did the middle of my sentence interrupt the begining of yours?

yeah you tell her she looks like a camel's azz and find some off feature that will probably devastate her like the starting of crow's feet, slight turkey neck or grey hair. those type crumble easily. Or you tell her you dont waste you time with intellectual inferiors

Poopy head

So's your face!

As has already been covered, the two best ways to handle that particular situation would probably be "Well, bless your heart!" or giving a slightly puzzled expression followed by laughing like you just saw someone embarrass themselves by being a complete asshat. (You know, kind of derisively, since they're of so little consequence that their existence barely registers)

But it's fun to compile a list too, for situations where a comeback might actually be warranted!