Crazy Neighbor Chronicles
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Collect a various assortment of sizes and types of men's underwear. Then go next door and ask her if she can identify which pair is her husbands because "You've found so many pairs by your bed and now you can't remember who is who's!".0
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I would tell her that your new internet boyfriend is interested in doing a MMF threesome, and you were wondering if the hubby was interested. Offer her the right of first refusal to be the one to record it for posterity.0
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(if you really want to set this woman off)
go to good will... buy a few pairs of thongs
then wait until the window in a car is down and toss a pair in... put a pair in an envelope, stick it in the mailbox.. wait til summer and then toss a pair in the back yard..
oh and sign him up for a magazine subscription (housewives or bdsm)
or simply..
write a letter to him, sign it from your other neighbor. :devil:
sit back..profit.
I'm stuck on goodwill and thongs. Do they really sell that stuff there? Better yet, how do you have such knowledge. There must be a fun story in there somewhere!
nah, no story there.. :bigsmile: :drinker:0 -
Collect a various assortment of sizes and types of men's underwear. Then go next door and ask her if she can identify which pair is her husbands because "You've found so many pairs by your bed and now you can't remember who is who's!".
Yeah, either keep your distance or do this!!! Either one.0 -
wait... OP, are you hitting on all of us by posting this thread? :huh:0
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Just for fun (of course) send a text to the neighbor ranting about how crazy ladies hubby knocked on your window in the middle of the night yet again.... He really needs to stop knocking, you need your beauty rest, so you can keep stealing hubbies from their bat-s!@#-crazy wives!!! :laugh: :devil: :laugh: :devil:
You....I like you!
Ya what ever...Just stay away from her husband!
Um....I never intended to go after her husband. Please read the previous thread. Someone else copied and pasted it above you. This started with an assumption she made about me using online dating and stating that most men online are married.
I think we she was joking.
That was my thought, too.
Oh! Sorry I didn't want anyone to think I was really going after someone's husband!
LOL so sorry... I was just joking......hahaha? (crickets.......)0 -
I would tell her that your new internet boyfriend is interested in doing a MMF threesome, and you were wondering if the hubby was interested. Offer her the right of first refusal to be the one to record it for posterity.
Or I can claim to be her friend and then collect evidence of said threesome to suprise her with later!0 -
wait... OP, are you hitting on all of us by posting this thread? :huh:
Damn! you're on to me! Should I just flash you now and get it over with?0 -
Next time he shows up at 10pm, ask him to wait and slip into some lingerie before answering the door. Be sure to ask him how you look.0
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Just bang the husband...only logical thing to do.0
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Be TOTALLY obvious in the hitting on her husband thing.
Wahs your car like those cheap B movie girls do.
Too much soap and in a bikini.
Mow the lawn in short shorts.
Go over there to talk to them and drop something.
Give an exaterated "oops" and when you bend WAY to far over to pick it up, look up at him and smile.
Obviously she needs to observe all of this.0 -
Tell me more about the shorty shorts.0 -
Just bang the husband...only logical thing to do.
Can I put a bag over his head first?0 -
wait... OP, are you hitting on all of us by posting this thread? :huh:
Damn! you're on to me! Should I just flash you now and get it over with?
I think I need to see photographic evidence of this outfit you were wearing on the night of the alleged interaction with the husband. I need to be sure that she is actually being crazy.0 -
Just bang the husband...only logical thing to do.
Can I put a bag over his head first?
Sure and you can think about my pole
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Tell me more about the shorty shorts.
Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on0 -
Maybe we should order you a warning sign...
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Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on
Not my style.0 -
I'd avoid her. *****es be crazy.0
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Tell me more about the shorty shorts.
Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on
Just had a spitting coffee through the nose moment after reading this :laugh:0 -
Collect a various assortment of sizes and types of men's underwear. Then go next door and ask her if she can identify which pair is her husbands because "You've found so many pairs by your bed and now you can't remember who is who's!".
THIIISSSS!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on
Not my style.
That's closer to my style.0 -
Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on
Not my style.
That's closer to my style.
It's true. It's really dark in here and I'm hungry0 -
Tell her to quit using her husband as an excuse to try to hit on you she's constantly calling you all the time so you have already established that she's gay and she should leave you alone.0
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Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on
Not my style.
That's closer to my style.
It's true. It's really dark in here and I'm hungry
Note to self: Bring extra food for MsJulie0 -
Human interaction is often like a game of catch. She throws the ball, you catch it and throw it back. She wants to engage you emotionally. If you wanna really nail her deny this loser. Leave the ball on the ground for her to pick up.
She needs your reaction for validation. Indifference is the ultimate weapon. Take the high road; deny her the attention & kill her with class. Why torment an emotionally handicapped cripple?
BTW it's obvious that hubby went home and stirred her up.
Shorty shorts and braless tee??
OHHHH BAY-BEE - SATAN STAND BEHIND ME! (just not too close) :laugh: 0 -
Wait, I have a feeling you're going to end up throwing me in your basement telling me to put the lotion on
Not my style.
That's closer to my style.
It's true. It's really dark in here and I'm hungry
Do I have to tape you to the water heater again? Get back on there.0 -
How long have they been your neighbour?0
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How long have they been your neighbour?
Since August. When I first moved in, I was dating someone. As soon as I become single she got real crazy lol0 -
How long have they been your neighbour?
Since August. When I first moved in, I was dating someone. As soon as I become single she got real crazy lol
Maybe you remind her of someone she hates, because she seems to be setting you up. And her hubby must be a real dufus to follow along to bring you the basket at 10 at night. Surely he can't be that gormless lol.
Maybe you could mention to her, in front of people, what a wonderful person you think she is for being such an intense member of neighbourhood watch.....since she's watching you 24/7. Now that is dedication...and you'd like to present her with this award.............lmao0
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