Never trust a big butt and a smile...

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    When you keep dating the same person over and over again, perhaps YOU are the problem. Food for thought.

    Yeah bro...you're the problem. Stop making them smile and everything will be alright.
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    If I were you I'd take precaution...
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    If you extend your horizons beyond IG, facebook, twitter and your local night club, maybe you'll have more luck.
  • Redheadllena
    Redheadllena Posts: 353 Member
    :lightbulb goes on in head:


    Hofax

    Lol!!!

    But srsly OP, don't judge a book by the cover! Non-scheming big booty smiler and proud of it over here :drinker: Let's be real - a lot of women (and men) suck.
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    women are EVIL.period.
    careful. tread gently.
    we will eat you all up and spit u out.
    Eat up yes,

    Spit out - never
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Roses are red
    Big butt has a phone
    Can't trust her...

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I agree with this! I have a large posterior, and I smile ALOT! I'm also a lying, untrustworthy, hateful wench. So...yeah, you're 100% correct here. Because just because YOU'VE found something to be true that MUST make it a fact. Right?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    If I were you I'd take precaution...

    She'll drive you right out of your mind
    And steal your heart when you're blind
    Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
    YOU'LL fall in love and you'll be screamin', demon, HOO...
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Following this logic the smaller my butt gets the more trustworthy I become-- seems legit.
  • xSirensSong
    xSirensSong Posts: 615 Member
    Seriously, I really feel for you guys. I don't know where the heck you find these 'women' who cheat, lie, etc. None of my girlfriends have ever cheated ~ as far as the lies, everyone does to a certain extent. I've never cheated either ~ always been faithful emotionally as well as physically.

    It floors me how people don't even have the common decency of talking to their significant other about what they're feeling ~ instead it's easier to cheat? IDK.

    The human race in it's entirety confuses me, really. Making things more complicated than what they need to be.

    I hope one day you dudes find chicks who are worthy of keeping your company.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    it is said that a warring philosophies stopper sir mix-alot and bell biv devoe from every forming a super tour back in the 90s
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    When you keep dating the same person over and over again, perhaps YOU are the problem. Food for thought.

    Yeah bro...you're the problem. Stop making them smile and everything will be alright.

    Exactly! You have the power OP. You!

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Following this logic the smaller my butt gets the more trustworthy I become-- seems legit.


    That's sad. I doubt any one will ever trust me. :sad:
  • seliinac
    seliinac Posts: 336 Member
    I find this offensive as I have a large rear, but I'm not slutty nor do I hurt people. Not all women are like that. You need better taste in women.:mad:

    Me, too!
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
    I personally like big buts! I Like smiling women!

    I have never had this problem the OP speaks of. But then again I don't live in his head!

    Women! You either love em' or you don't!

    Me I love em'
    EVERY CHANCE I GET!

    UP you're game Bro!
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Oh yeah OP, I'm sure the chicks you dated had that model status. :laugh:
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    There's a lot of butthurt on this thread I must say.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Oh yeah OP, I'm sure the chicks you dated had that model status. :laugh:

    Lol yeah, if that's his ex, I think it might have been a one-sided relationship. :bigsmile:
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    Show me the HoFax!

    http://www.returnofkings.com/20985/5-reasons-women-should-come-with-hofax-reports
  • Redheadllena
    Redheadllena Posts: 353 Member
    Oohhhhh you're talking about girls with CRAZY big butts.

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    Replace hair with *kitten*....that's where they're keeping all the lies, must be.
  • W0rthless_Her0
    W0rthless_Her0 Posts: 121
    Following this logic the smaller my butt gets the more trustworthy I become-- seems legit.

    But you also have to date the OP as he is also a common variable in the equation. You sure you wanna do that?
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    When you keep dating the same person over and over again, perhaps YOU are the problem. Food for thought.

    ^this.

    OP, do you have mommy issues?
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    But girls with big butts, a smile, and a big chest are totally legit :wink:

    Don’t judge, you haven’t found the right girl yet, but it doesn’t mean everyone with that body type is promiscuous.
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  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Woo Hoo!!!! Again, I love this place.

    Not only am I a fill in for my husband who is waiting for the younger and hotter replacement, and a *kitten*, I am also a lying slut.

    Fantastic!!!!!! :drinker:
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    Oh yeah OP, I'm sure the chicks you dated had that model status. :laugh:

    Lol yeah, if that's his ex, I think it might have been a one-sided relationship. :bigsmile:

    90% of them yes. physical relationships exclusively.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Yep, it's definitely all those girls with big butts and smiles.

    Keep going with that, it will get you far in life.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Well I only trust people who LIKE big butts.

    Because those people cannot lie.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    I personally like big buts! I Like smiling women!

    I have never had this problem the OP speaks of. But then again I don't live in his head!

    Women! You either love em' or you don't!

    Me I love em'
    EVERY CHANCE I GET!

    UP you're game Bro!

    Agreed, I just dont want to play anymore Those days are past me..and been strugglin with tryin to turn a hoe into a housewife..#trustory
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    She got a big ole butt
    I know I told you I'd be true
    But She got a big ole butt
    So I'm leavin' you
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