Use your best pickup line on the person above you...
BrainyBurro
Posts: 6,129 Member
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go!
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go!
all usual MFP disclaimers apply. i.e., this is serious business, don't waste the internets, don't piss off the mods or they'll send P Diddy to kill you (or something), etc...
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Nice *kitten*.0
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Really? Is this what we're doing now?
Fine.
I like your toenails.0 -
something about a snowball. vague so as not to incur the wrath.
edit: dangit simpson! *drags her by the hair back to the cave*0 -
Really? Is this what we're doing now?
Fine.
I like your toenails.
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Hey! What's your sine? It must be pi/2, because you are the 1.0
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hey....i think my d*ck just died.....mind if I bury it in you?? \m/Hey! What's your sine? It must be pi/2, because you are the 1.0 -
If I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes0
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I got skillz.0 -
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Do you know the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger?
You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now.0 -
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Get on your knees and beg @ AZ0
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are you wearing space pants?? 'cause Dat *kitten* is out of this world \m/0
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Do you buy your pants on sale? Cause at my house they'd be 100% off.0
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is there a phone in your back pocket?
cuz that *kitten* is calling my name0 -
You wanna get a pizza and ***k?
What you don't like pizza??0 -
There's a full moon out tonight. Can I see Uranus?0
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uhhhh, do you play canasta? :blushing:0
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here's some for all you hockey fans out there......
I'd love to serve a 5 min penalty in your box
I bet my stick would look great in your crease
I'm good for more than just a one-timer \m/0 -
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God, this thread is lame.0
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Nice butt. What time does it open?0
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