Use your best pickup line on the person above you...
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Ain't lookin' too good, sugar. Looks like you could use a little Vitamin Me
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please take the stick off your holeGod, this thread is lame.
@DoYouEven "do you want to do some horizontal cardio?"0 -
"I want to tell you your fortune." Takes your hand and writes my phone number on it. "There's your future."0
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God, this thread is lame.
So's your suit.0 -
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.0
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^^^^^^LMBO0
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Go to pickup line has to be:
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.0 -
You're like my big toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.0
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Do you know how heavy a baby Polar Bear is? Heavy enough to break the ice...0
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Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?0
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Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.0
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Would you like to help me with my self esteem?
NB: I have loads as me and my OH used to play this game a lot!0 -
*passing you my panites* You'll get the rest later 0
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Can I have your significant digits?0 -
Tell me what makes you meow.0
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Hey baby, what do I gotta do to end up on your drunk-dial list?0
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God, this thread is lame.
I know,....I
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Is there a favor to the caulk?0
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You're like my big toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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I am already here, what was your second wish??0
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Nice shirt...is it true?0
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Ask my boyfriendNice shirt...is it true? 0 -
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There's a group of stray kittens outside that look sad, hungry and alone. Would you like to come rescue them with me?0
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There's a group of stray kittens outside that look sad, hungry and alone. Would you like to come rescue them with me?
You know I would. 0 -
There's a group of stray kittens outside that look sad, hungry and alone. Would you like to come rescue them with me?
You know I would.
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