Best way to get laid?
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Ask her nicely....0
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Ask her nicely....
be straight forward, thank you.0 -
get married. I can't keep her off me.
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i find having boobs helps0
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i find having boobs helps
sounds about right.0 -
Become a brick0
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Become a brick
become? OP might already be there.0 -
escort service
craigslist/kijiji0 -
You should probably just accept that you'll have to pay to play until your game improves.0
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Junk pictures are totally the way to a ladies heart.0
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Ask her nicely....
be straight forward, thank you.
Or getting a sense of humour sometimes works0 -
You should probably just accept that you'll have to pay to play until your game improves.
whats your price?0 -
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chloroform?0
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Be an egg!
Or like someone said above, get married. :laugh:0 -
Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.
If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..0 -
Really expensive jewelry works
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llama her0 -
Totally not be expecting it..I swear it works!0
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Hey, smell this napkin for me? White van helps too0
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Really expensive jewelry works
just walk up to her, hand her the jewelry and say, "u want sum fukk?"0 -
get married. I can't keep her off me.
Pfffft.
Or the opposite will happen.0 -
Really expensive jewelry works
just walk up to her, hand her the jewelry and say, "u want sum fukk?"
Totally bro dude man pal ...wheel her0 -
chloroform?
Excuse me... does this rag smell like chloroform?
Bahahahahahhaaaa0 -
You should probably just accept that you'll have to pay to play until your game improves.
whats your price?
Couple dimes more than your mom, brah.0 -
$$$$$$$$$$0
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Rosy is always there for you brah.0
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get married. I can't keep her off me.
Pfffft.
Or the opposite will happen.
Or won't. :huh:0 -
Crawl up a chicken's behind0
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get married. I can't keep her off me.
Pfffft.
Or the opposite will happen.
Or won't. :huh:
Just remember Marriage is the leading cause of divorce....0
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