Adopt-A-Noob Program: derp_diggler
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Derp_Diggler
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I am not new here, having spent the better part of the last two days navigating these waters. So I'd say I have a pretty good lay of the land. These forums can be treacherous to the uninitiated and can make you feel like a fool in a hurry. There are a lot of "internet bullies" that will try to make you feel small for not buying into the latest health fad or diet craze. Pretty soon you'll feel you have to give up logic and reason just to fit in around here. It doesn't have to be like that. If you crave sanity in a sea of crazy, science in an ocean of charlatans, I am willing to help. I have absolutely no credentials whatsoever. But I do have common sense, a thick skin, and pretty good sense of humour. And I can help you steer clear of the pitfalls common to so many people starting out on here.
If you think I could be of service, or you just want me to evaluate your nudes, PM me telling me why you'd make a good friend. I can't guarantee I'll accept, but I can guarantee that if I do your MFP experience will never be the same.
If you think I could be of service, or you just want me to evaluate your nudes, PM me telling me why you'd make a good friend. I can't guarantee I'll accept, but I can guarantee that if I do your MFP experience will never be the same.
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Two days experience? I say you a pro.... Box in me....0
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Heather Graham referred me. Said she truly was never the same. Seems her movie career agrees.0
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I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ0
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I need noods.0
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You want to be of service, do you?
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It's true, I accepted this guys friend request and he's right. I will never be the same.
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Heather Graham referred me. Said she truly was never the same. Seems her movie career agrees.
Does the phrase "Hot dog down a hallway" mean anything to you. If not, see the post below yours.0 -
This is all oddly tempting.0
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It's true, I accepted this guys friend request and he's right. I will never be the same.
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?!
Feels like I spent the afternoon in the kiddy pool.0 -
Okay, fine...
...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.0 -
Okay, fine...
...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.
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In, for protection from 'internet bullies....'0
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I would like your guidance, oh mighty experienced MFP-er..0
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Is there a charge for your "protection"?0
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Okay, fine...
...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.
Who invited Heisenberg?0 -
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I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ
I've heard the same...wanna share?? :bigsmile:0 -
I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ
I've heard the same...wanna share?? :bigsmile:
Puhlease say yes. This is a movie I've been dying to see.
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In for your thick skin
So I can make a suit out of it.0
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