Pick Up Line

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  • PowerThruIt
    PowerThruIt Posts: 15
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
    aware.
  • Geoffbrah
    Geoffbrah Posts: 11
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
    aware.

    But who was archaeologist comprehension?
  • PowerThruIt
    PowerThruIt Posts: 15
    Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

    Works 100%, trust me.

    repped
    aware.

    But who was archaeologist comprehension?

    strong lack of bone examination specialists itt
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    I LOVE THAT ONE
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    How's about I stick my mug in your muff?
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255
    Would you like my Polar in your Vortex?
  • crazihel
    crazihel Posts: 72 Member
    Hi, have you got any raisins?

    How about a date? ;)
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    Nice legs. What time do they open?


    My response.... Tell your pants it's not polite to point.
  • togmo
    togmo Posts: 257
    I have a million of these. My favourite though involves a little eye contact and some playful motion too.

    Firstly you have to spot the girl you want to talk to and then motion your pen finger to her in a wave type motion implying that she come over to you. When she does come over you say to her 'I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all of these'.
  • vinny76063
    vinny76063 Posts: 133 Member
    Are you from Tennessee?

    Because you're the only Ten I see!!!!
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "i lied to ___ to get your number. i really just wanted to infiltrate your pants."
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    "Are you a wrench?? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten."

    He didn't get my number. -____-
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    If i were enzyme i would want to be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wiscck
    wiscck Posts: 185 Member
    I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.
  • wiscck
    wiscck Posts: 185 Member
    I'm fond of "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves", but I'm a math nerd.
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
    Bewbew beeeeeeeewwww that's the sound of an ambulance because the sight of you stopped my heart. Lol BEWWEEEEEWWW BEEWWWW
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    had someone tell me....

    are you tired?

    why?

    cause you've been running through my mind all day.. .

    or

    put your number in my phone just incase I get lost.
  • Happy_10yr
    Happy_10yr Posts: 287 Member
    I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.

    That's priceless :-)
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Me "Say Mud"

    Her / Him "Mud"

    Me "I love it when you talk dirty"
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    Me "Say Mud"

    Her / Him "Mud"

    Me "I love it when you talk dirty"

    you crack me up!
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
    If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me.
  • georgieb23
    georgieb23 Posts: 76 Member
    Are you wearing space pants? Cos your *kitten* is outta this worldddd!

    Or...

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (then if it's going badly and you see imminent rejection just turn this line around and finish with...'cos it looks like you landed on your face. Andddd exit!)
  • lindsaylove07
    lindsaylove07 Posts: 444 Member
    "Excuse me, are >those> real??"

    Ummm rude, but yes

    "BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA TOUCH EM"
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
    God must be a little lonelier because an angel just fell from heaven
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I know my calculus. Because U + Me = Us.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    I don't use pickup lines but the funniest one I heard was "There are 206 bones in the female body. Would you like another?"

    Now that might work
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    "hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!
  • WuTanquerayClan
    WuTanquerayClan Posts: 132
    "hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!

    lololol

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