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  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
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    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    "i lied to ___ to get your number. i really just wanted to infiltrate your pants."
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
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    "Are you a wrench?? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten."

    He didn't get my number. -____-
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
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    If i were enzyme i would want to be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wiscck
    wiscck Posts: 185 Member
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    I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.
  • wiscck
    wiscck Posts: 185 Member
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    I'm fond of "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves", but I'm a math nerd.
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
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    Bewbew beeeeeeeewwww that's the sound of an ambulance because the sight of you stopped my heart. Lol BEWWEEEEEWWW BEEWWWW
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
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    had someone tell me....

    are you tired?

    why?

    cause you've been running through my mind all day.. .

    or

    put your number in my phone just incase I get lost.
  • Happy_10yr
    Happy_10yr Posts: 287 Member
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    I had a guy tell me once that he saw me dancing in a club and I was so beautiful that he had to come in off the street and talk to me (this was in Hong Kong, where a lot of the bars/clubs are open on one side). It didn't work, though, because I had seen him for the past hour talking to the DJ and hitting on other girls. Plus, he had hit on me the last time I was there.

    That's priceless :-)
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Me "Say Mud"

    Her / Him "Mud"

    Me "I love it when you talk dirty"
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
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    Me "Say Mud"

    Her / Him "Mud"

    Me "I love it when you talk dirty"

    you crack me up!
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
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    If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me.
  • georgieb23
    georgieb23 Posts: 76 Member
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    Are you wearing space pants? Cos your *kitten* is outta this worldddd!

    Or...

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (then if it's going badly and you see imminent rejection just turn this line around and finish with...'cos it looks like you landed on your face. Andddd exit!)
  • lindsaylove07
    lindsaylove07 Posts: 444 Member
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    "Excuse me, are >those> real??"

    Ummm rude, but yes

    "BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA TOUCH EM"
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
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    God must be a little lonelier because an angel just fell from heaven
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    I know my calculus. Because U + Me = Us.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
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    I don't use pickup lines but the funniest one I heard was "There are 206 bones in the female body. Would you like another?"

    Now that might work
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
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    "hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!
  • WuTanquerayClan
    WuTanquerayClan Posts: 132
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    "hey girl , you walking or working?"... wait that isn't a pick up line!!

    lololol

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