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Pick Up Line

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    A guy walks into his office, takes off his pants, sits down on his computer and logs into mfp.

    he goes into chit chat, clicks on a spank thread, and says "spank.....HARD"

    always works
  • Peanut7700
    Peanut7700 Posts: 5
    Your eyes are like wrenches coz every time I look into them my nuts tighten
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    As bad as this was... it made a waitress mad when she heard me say it to another waitress...

    Me: Hey, you dropped something over there.
    Her: No I didn't.
    Me: Yes you did, my jaw...

    Hardy har har... booo.. hisss...
  • Foseal09
    Foseal09 Posts: 6 Member
    You're either a gift from God or a gift from the devil

    :)
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • willrun4bagels
    willrun4bagels Posts: 838 Member
    Your eyes are like wrenches coz every time I look into them my nuts tighten

    Lol!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Hey, do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

    No, why?

    Because I found, nomsayin'
  • georgieb23
    georgieb23 Posts: 76 Member
    If you were a bogey, I'd pick you.

    Simple and to the point, what more could you ask?!
  • DifferentAnimalSameBeast
    DifferentAnimalSameBeast Posts: 11
    Hey I'm Cameron, if you re-arrange the letters of my name it spells romance... your move.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    If you lost 20lbs you'd be hot.
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    If you lost 20lbs you'd be hot.

    Ya, and I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants...
  • togmo
    togmo Posts: 257
    Are you Jamaican? Because your Jamaican me excited....

    Is that a keg in your back pocket, can I tap it?

    Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap. We can talk about the first thing that comes up...

    Btw I have never actually used one of these lines with a woman I have been trying to pick up, only female friends when out on the town for fun. The only line I find that actually works is, hello... That's how I met my wife.
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
    Get in the van!
  • ParamoreAddict
    ParamoreAddict Posts: 839 Member
    Your parents must be retarded because you sure are special.
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