What a Girl Wants, What a Girl Needs

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  • HanamiDango
    HanamiDango Posts: 456 Member
    Excuse me ma'am, but at 45 years old, what qualifies you for a girl? Woman, or female I see, however girl I do not see. Thanks ^_^
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    I'm in. Not really sure what I'm in for....but there is no turning back now.

    I'm with her ^ :laugh:
  • ArtemisRuns
    ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
    It's too easy, like throwing raw meat into a pack of wolves.
  • Bennysammysofie2
    Bennysammysofie2 Posts: 137
    I think I'd like some ST with a hint of FU
  • shazzannon
    shazzannon Posts: 117 Member
    I am what every girl wants; a gay best friend.

    I can help you pick out clothes and open those pesky jars.

    And, for a limited time I come with a free pink, sparkly vibrator, so you won't need a straight man ever again.

    Hai gurl hai!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Where should I send my list of qualifications?
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




    Sammiches.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    It's too easy, like throwing raw meat into a pack of wolves.

    Backtrack no jutsu!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




    Sammiches.

    I will take two please. :flowerforyou:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Where should I send my list of qualifications?

    Please PM.
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    I want and need a power tower.

    So who is volunteering to bring one over and put it together? I pay in beer.




    (I also accept jewlery that comes in little blue boxes)
  • Janiemomof7
    Janiemomof7 Posts: 32 Member
    I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




    Sammiches.

    /thread
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

    Become a zombie.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Should have included your KIK handle for best results, OP.
  • _NAUTILUS_
    _NAUTILUS_ Posts: 239 Member
    I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

    Don't even joke like that!!:noway:
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

    Can we transplant? I could use help.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

    On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.
  • ArtemisRuns
    ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
    Should have included your KIK handle for best results, OP.

    Duly noted.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

    On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.
    Where's that +Like button when you need it, damn it!!!
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

    Ill trade you. Half your boobs for half of my *kitten*.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

    On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.


    oh man, i was wondering why i had "genie in a bottle stuck in my head!!"
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

    On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.

    Lowered Expectaaaaatiooooons
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    what-body-women-want-in-a-man.gif
  • LishLash79
    LishLash79 Posts: 562 Member
    As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


    We have spoken.

    ^^^ BA HA HA HA HA HA

    love this answer
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Um... what? :huh:

    again...
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I want a tattoo and a dip station. I need a roof and new tires.

    But I'm a woman so maybe I don't count.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    OP is not delivering.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    OP is not delivering.

    Did you ask her for pizza?
  • morkiemama
    morkiemama Posts: 894 Member
    Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

    On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.

    Lowered Expectaaaaatiooooons

    I loved that MADtv segment. :)

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