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    What a Girl Wants, What a Girl Needs

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    • Posts: 456 Member
      Excuse me ma'am, but at 45 years old, what qualifies you for a girl? Woman, or female I see, however girl I do not see. Thanks ^_^
    • Posts: 3,624 Member
      I'm in. Not really sure what I'm in for....but there is no turning back now.

      I'm with her ^ :laugh:
    • Posts: 251 Member
      It's too easy, like throwing raw meat into a pack of wolves.
    • Posts: 137
      I think I'd like some ST with a hint of FU
    • Posts: 117 Member
      I am what every girl wants; a gay best friend.

      I can help you pick out clothes and open those pesky jars.

      And, for a limited time I come with a free pink, sparkly vibrator, so you won't need a straight man ever again.

      Hai gurl hai!
    • Posts: 2,401 Member
      As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


      We have spoken.

      Where should I send my list of qualifications?
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


      We have spoken.

      Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




      Sammiches.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      It's too easy, like throwing raw meat into a pack of wolves.

      Backtrack no jutsu!!
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




      Sammiches.

      I will take two please. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      Where should I send my list of qualifications?

      Please PM.
    • Posts: 1,297 Member
      I want and need a power tower.

      So who is volunteering to bring one over and put it together? I pay in beer.




      (I also accept jewlery that comes in little blue boxes)
    • Posts: 32 Member
      I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!
    • Posts: 12,589 Member
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      Yeah, yeah. We all know what that is.




      Sammiches.

      /thread
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

      Become a zombie.
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      Should have included your KIK handle for best results, OP.
    • Posts: 239 Member
      I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

      Don't even joke like that!!:noway:
    • Posts: 3,624 Member
      I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

      Can we transplant? I could use help.
    • Posts: 1,053 Member
      Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

      On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.
    • Posts: 251 Member
      Should have included your KIK handle for best results, OP.

      Duly noted.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

      On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.
      Where's that +Like button when you need it, damn it!!!
    • Posts: 1,297 Member
      I tell you what I want. I want 1/2of my boobs to fall off... My back needs it lol!

      Ill trade you. Half your boobs for half of my *kitten*.
    • Posts: 9,026 Member
      Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

      On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.


      oh man, i was wondering why i had "genie in a bottle stuck in my head!!"
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      Haha, I had to listen to Christina Aguilera before reading or replying.

      On that note, all I want/need is for a man to hold a job lol.

      Lowered Expectaaaaatiooooons
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
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    • Posts: 562 Member
      As Chairman of the Intergalactic Male Hive Mind, it is my duty to inform you that we men are less interested in what you want and more interested in what you can provide us.


      We have spoken.

      ^^^ BA HA HA HA HA HA

      love this answer
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Um... what? :huh:

      again...
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
      I want a tattoo and a dip station. I need a roof and new tires.

      But I'm a woman so maybe I don't count.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      OP is not delivering.
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      OP is not delivering.

      Did you ask her for pizza?
    • Posts: 894 Member
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      Lowered Expectaaaaatiooooons

      I loved that MADtv segment. :)
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