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  • Ashes_To_Beast
    Ashes_To_Beast Posts: 378 Member
    Laaaateeex Cooondom.... Boy I'd like to live in one of those!--Grandpa
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  • Treehouse of Horror, Shining parody:

    Homer: All work and no play make Homer something something...

    Marge: Go crazy?

    Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!

    It's
    "No TV NO Beer make homer something something"
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    Homer (when told he has to kill the vampire Mr. Burns): "Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?
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  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    Homer (taking a final exam for a remedial science class in order to graduate high school): OK, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me.... but let's just get through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

    Homer's brain: It's a deal!
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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible." -- Ralph Wiggum
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    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    Bart: "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders"

    Homer: "He was a zombie?"
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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Treehouse of Horror, Shining parody:

    Homer: All work and no play make Homer something something...

    Marge: Go crazy?

    Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!

    Seriously!!!! Get your quotes right!!!
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
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    and when they say something's not funny, you better not not laugh your *kitten* off.
  • Chief Wiggum (flashback): "Ahhh nothing beats a goooood porno movie".

    Krusty (in front): "Chief Wiggum! Is this a bust?!"

    Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. That's what it is, a bust!"

    Lisa (present day): "That story isn't appropriate for children!"

    Wiggum: "Really? I keep my pants on in this version".
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such. - Homer
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  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
    Homer - "Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."

    Marge - "Go crazy?"

    Homer - "Don't mind if I do......." [goes crazy]
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T." - Homer
  • jeremywm1977
    jeremywm1977 Posts: 657 Member
    Homer's ghost - "Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven."

    Marge - "Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house..."

    Homer's ghost - "Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus."
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    This is my favourite though

    Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.

    Homer: Yea, he’s my favorite fictional character.
  • This is my favourite though

    Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.

    Homer: Yea, he’s my favorite fictional character.

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  • foxivan
    foxivan Posts: 2 Member
    Homer approaches a Gym: "Guiem? What's a guiem?" Homer walks into the gym: "Ohhhhh A Guuiiiem!"
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
    "Bart's teacher's name is Krabapple? I've been calling her Krandle!"
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Dr. Nick: [singing] The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

    I am dying!!! I have probably burned 100 cals laughing thinking about this one :)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    DORIS: Well, the world is safe for now, eh Fallout Boy
    RALPH: What's for lunch today?
    DORIS: Next!
    RALPH: Chicken Necks?