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edited February 11 in Chit-Chat
George: "Attention all front office morons, you all stink, sit on it and........rotate. This is George Costanza, I fear the reprisals. "

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  • Posts: 1,195 Member
    He can just sit there in his office with his bayonet and stop freaking me out. -Elaine

    This is fun but would be more fun with someone to join me. That may not have been the only time I ever have used that sentence :)
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    Really??? No Seinfeld fans???
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    I don't have a Square to spare.-Elaine
    Haha!!!!
  • Posts: 269 Member
    omg I was so up in this forum I LOVE Seinfeld. however I have the worst memory of life and cannot remember any quotes.
    oh wait!!!

    "SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!"
  • Posts: 7 Member
    It's Moops!
  • Posts: 279 Member
    Kramer "You look like a pirate"
    Jerry " But I don't wanna be a pirate"




    Elaine "Can you spare a squre"
    Woman in bathroom stall "No, I don't have a spare to square, I can't spare a square"
    Elaine "You can't spare ONE SQUARE"
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    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
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    "He wasn't sponge worthy"
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    Shrinkage
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    (about Kramer) "Don't feed him !! If you feed him he'll never leave!"
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    Jerry' "It wasn't a pick! Just a scratch, NOT A PICK!!!"
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  • Posts: 68 Member
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

    Oh this episode! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 3 Member
    George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"
  • Posts: 269 Member
    "they're real... and they're spectacular"
  • Posts: 130 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU
  • Posts: 68 Member
    All I said was I liked the pen!!
  • Posts: 1,195 Member
    Yay!!!!!! We got it going!!!!

    Believe it or not George isnt at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!!!!
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    HELLO5.gif

    Best sitcom EVER!
  • Posts: 263 Member
    I don't have a square to spare - AKA my favorite Seinfeld quote of ALL TIME. AHAHAH
  • Posts: 30 Member
    "Festivus for the rest of us" - Frank Costanza


    "so who has sex with the chicken? you have the rooster, the hen and the chicken. the rooster goes with the hen, so who is having sex with the chicken" - Frank Costanza
    "they are all chickens. the rooster has sex with them all" - Susan's Dad
    "that's perverse" - Frank Costanza

    "I call it, the Mannsiere" - Kramer
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    "What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy."
  • Posts: 30 Member
    Schmoopsie, no you're schmoopsie... what is it with these two. they actually had a five minute discussion over who was actually called schmoopsie. - George
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    See, you can take a reservation. Anyone can take a reservation. The problem is that you can't keep the reservation - Jerry at car rental place
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    Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
  • Posts: 222 Member
    Jerry: "Mulva?"

    Kramer: "Well, I'm out!"
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    "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
    "But you yada yada'd over the best part."
    "No, I mentioned the bisque."
  • Posts: 2,555 Member
    "Steinbrenner's here, George is Dead, Call Me Back"

    "Hoochie Mama" and "Serenity Now"

    "The jerk store called and they're out of you!"

    “I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.”
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    George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"

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  • Posts: 730 Member
    You made out during Schindler's List? -Helen Seinfeld
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