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Seinfeld Quotes

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  • autumnlily31185
    autumnlily31185 Posts: 279 Member
    "get well, get well soon, we want you to get well"
  • Goal179
    Goal179 Posts: 314 Member
    "Vandalay Industries, say Vandalay industries" - George
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
    "Trust me, I know the look." :laugh:
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    "Vandalay Industries, say Vandalay industries" - George

    And you want to be my latex salesman?
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    "We're all winners!"

    "And suddenly... a new contender emerges...."
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    my neck feels like one gargantuan Monkey Fist.-peterman
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    I have been performing feats of strength all morning. – Frank Costanza
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    not that there's anything wrong with that
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    •Jerry: George Costanza... Is getting *married*!
    Elaine: Get out! (Pushes him back)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Kramer: I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    "Yeah, well the jerk store called and they ran out of YOU!" -George
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    "You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist." -George
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    and you want to be my latex salesman....
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    We're blood brothers, feel your pulse......hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy!!!
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Kramer: I want you to get on this phone and give him his 'thank you'!

    Jerry: No. No, I can't!

    Kramer: Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Jerry: "Mulva?"

    Kramer: "Well, I'm out!"

    Todd Gack, that's a nice name, is that Dutch??
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Where's the outlet
    what??
    holes I need holes!!!!!!
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    He's kind of a close talker

    Heelloooooooo! la la laaaaaaa!

    Jerry do you have any idea how much time I spend in THIS apartment?!
    I could ball park it.

    costanzas in the building!!!!
  • autumnlily31185
    autumnlily31185 Posts: 279 Member
    Elaine "He's a real sidler"
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    George: "Had I known that that was frowned upon..."
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.
    - J. PETERMAN
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I stopped short!!!

    Whats up with you and......vegetable lasagna over there??
  • YouCanCallMeRon
    YouCanCallMeRon Posts: 3 Member
    Newman - Hello, Jerry

    Jerry - Hello, Newman
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Elaine-Do how did my horse do?

    OTB guy- He had to be shot!!
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    Last night on TNT

    Frank: No one is touching my feet. Between you and me, Elaine, I think I've got a foot odour problem.
  • Marionmmm1
    Marionmmm1 Posts: 13
    She had man hands....
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    it's a junior mint. It's very refreshing.

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
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