Seinfeld Quotes

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  • jerseygirlmaggie
    jerseygirlmaggie Posts: 165 Member
    All time favorite Seinfeld episode. Kramer gives up ALL underwear...


    Jerry to Elaine: " Don't you see what's going here? No boxers, no jockeys..."

    Elaine: "Ewww..."

    Jerry: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine."

    Kramer : "I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it!!"
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I think my absolute fav episode is the backwards episode where they go to India for Sue Ellen Mishke's wedding.

    Well the wedding dress should give her some support.

    You want to go to India with us?
    I cant, I'm going to drop dead!!!

    This is a non invite. its an unvitation.
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    - Elaine, Jerry and George, in "The Chinese Restaurant"

    Jerry: "Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples."
    Elaine: "Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it."
    Jerry: "No, no tricks."
    Elaine: "Should I do it George?"
    George: "For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
    Elaine: "Alright, alright. Here, hold this. I'm doin' it."
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I got gonorrhea from a tractor from riding it in my bathing suit.
    Thats the tractor story!!??
  • GB333
    GB333 Posts: 261 Member
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
  • ttknowles01
    ttknowles01 Posts: 255 Member
    Stuff your "sorry"s is a sack Mister!!! - George
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    "Now something of yours has been in the toilet."

    BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Festivous for the rest of us!
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    You double dipped the chip!
    You dipped.... and then you dipped again....
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    "I think it moved." -George

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  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    and I just love this one.


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  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
    "I'm out!"

    Master of their own Domain episode.
  • bkw99508
    bkw99508 Posts: 204 Member
    "fake, fake, fake, fake" - Elaine
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
    GET OUT! -- Elaine (as she pushes Jerry)
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
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    God, one of the funniest moments right there!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I love the one where Jerry and George are with the deaf woman and are using their napkins to cover their mouths and pretending to blow their noses so she cant read their lips. One of the funniest scenes ever!!!

    I didnt say sleep together, I said sweep.....sweep together!!!!!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Jerry.......hello
    Hello uncle leo!!!!
    Helen-"sometimes your father forgets to steal the batteries so I have to."
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!
  • noratas
    noratas Posts: 49
    You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
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    awesome one...ive said that many a time... "the sea was angry that day my friend" and that is awesome about what Jerry said.
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    You guys have some great ones here, I'm having Seinfeld withdrawals.

    "and the heat, my God, the heat!" Elaine.
  • ractrev
    ractrev Posts: 426
    When Kramer has the old Merv Griffin set in his apartment has to be my favorite.
    Newman - "Maybe it's time for a guest host"
    Kramer - "I'll pretend I didn't hear that"

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