Seinfeld Quotes

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  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    "But he's my Mimbo"
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles

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  • ArtsyGarbage
    ArtsyGarbage Posts: 38
    "I was engaged ...yada yada yada...and now I'm not." -George. (I definitely didn't quote it 100%, but you get the gist!)
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles

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    You have experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?
    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!!!!!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    That's great! I gotta learn how to do these things... hehe...above that is.... hehe ...ooops guess I didn't quote it!
  • openskybeach
    openskybeach Posts: 294 Member
    Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles

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    You have experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?
    Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!!!!!


    "Look away! Im hideous!"
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    I need to go home and watch the DVDs now ..lol
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Give me that rye you old bag!!!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    I need to go home and watch the DVDs now ..lol


    I know right!!! I need a Seinfeld marathon in my near future!!!!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
    "KO-KO! KO-KO!"
  • jerseygirlmaggie
    jerseygirlmaggie Posts: 165 Member
    All time favorite Seinfeld episode. Kramer gives up ALL underwear...


    Jerry to Elaine: " Don't you see what's going here? No boxers, no jockeys..."

    Elaine: "Ewww..."

    Jerry: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine."

    Kramer : "I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it!!"
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I think my absolute fav episode is the backwards episode where they go to India for Sue Ellen Mishke's wedding.

    Well the wedding dress should give her some support.

    You want to go to India with us?
    I cant, I'm going to drop dead!!!

    This is a non invite. its an unvitation.
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    - Elaine, Jerry and George, in "The Chinese Restaurant"

    Jerry: "Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples."
    Elaine: "Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it."
    Jerry: "No, no tricks."
    Elaine: "Should I do it George?"
    George: "For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
    Elaine: "Alright, alright. Here, hold this. I'm doin' it."
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    I got gonorrhea from a tractor from riding it in my bathing suit.
    Thats the tractor story!!??
  • GB333
    GB333 Posts: 261 Member
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
  • ttknowles01
    ttknowles01 Posts: 255 Member
    Stuff your "sorry"s is a sack Mister!!! - George
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    "Now something of yours has been in the toilet."

    BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Festivous for the rest of us!
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    You double dipped the chip!
    You dipped.... and then you dipped again....

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