So what exactly CAN I do at the gym?

Because according to all the whiners I can't:

*Wear deodorant to the gym
*Wear perfume to the gym
*Run on the treadmill next to you
*Wear make up to the gym
*Use my phone at the gym
*Socialize at the gym
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Stop talking. It's annoying and I'm trying to walk on my treadmill
  • ashleyisgreat
    ashleyisgreat Posts: 586 Member
    You also can't wear cute outfits, apparently.
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    You also can't wear cute outfits, apparently.

    Well that's that...
  • NCchar130
    NCchar130 Posts: 955 Member
    Please. Just stop coming to my gym. It's MY gym. :flowerforyou:
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    Please. Just stop coming to my gym. It's MY gym. :flowerforyou:

    Can you pay my dues as well?
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
    Stop talking. It's annoying and I'm trying to walk on my treadmill

    :laugh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I want a gym where the girls all wear cute outfits, nice perfume, proper makeup, and prance around in the mirror while lifting heavy
  • NCchar130
    NCchar130 Posts: 955 Member
    Please. Just stop coming to my gym. It's MY gym. :flowerforyou:

    Can you pay my dues as well?

    I kid, I kid :flowerforyou: << there's another flower for you.

    Could care less what anyone else does in the gym, I don't really even notice what they're doing when I'm there.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    You're posting this from the gym, aren't you.
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
    Try lifting.
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    Try lifting.

    What about running?
    Or using the eliptical?
    the rowing machine?
    bike?
  • rgrange
    rgrange Posts: 236 Member
    try working out. you might even like it.
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
    Today at the gym there was a guy sitting at the bike taking a nap!!! I kid you not lol and you know what aside from finding this highly amusing I could care less. You pay for a membership do what you want to (within reason lol). Because I'm there doing me :) not worrying about you doing or 'not' doing you.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Just don't ask me to work in while I'm doing my circuit with the bench, squat rack, and the lat pull-down.
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    You're obviously allowed to wear baggy unflattering clothing, look as crappy as possible, smell terrible while lifting and/or using an cardio machine with a one machine buffer on either side. If you're lifting, whatever you do don't look around at other people, talk, text or do anything remotely productive looking in-between your sets. Sit still and look straight ahead or, better yet, down at the ground in case people think you are watching them or judging them because they're scared of the gym and all the judgy muscle-bound weight lifting meat heads.

    *goes home to throw out all remotely attractive or revealing workout clothes*
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    Why not just workout?
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Really, all gyms should just close, and everyone should work out at home, so as not to offend the sensibilities of anyone else in their general space.
  • Paindoesnthurt
    Paindoesnthurt Posts: 51 Member
    who cares about a gym. I don't go and I haven't gone in years and I can assure you that I'm still having the best training of my life at home for free! Going to the gym is just to socialize or show off. Just my opinion though. The only way I'd see myself going to the gym is if I was in an area where I wanted to do some deadlifting and no where could I fit a barbell at home and drop it on the ground without breaking something.

    Putting that aside. stop being one of those people that **** around at the gym. You are there to train. You want your results? go for it.
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    who cares about a gym. I don't go and I haven't gone in years and I can assure you that I'm still having the best training of my life at home for free! Going to the gym is just to socialize or show off. Just my opinion though. The only way I'd see myself going to the gym is if I was in an area where I wanted to do some deadlifting and no where could I fit a barbell at home and drop it on the ground without breaking something.

    Putting that aside. stop being one of those people that **** around at the gym. You are there to train. You want your results? go for it.

    None of the things posted by the OP are really inconsistent with working out and getting results. Socialising perhaps but if it's before or after your workout or in-between sets then it really shouldn't matter
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Today at the gym there was a guy sitting at the bike taking a nap!!! I kid you not lol and you know what aside from finding this highly amusing I could care less. You pay for a membership do what you want to (within reason lol). Because I'm there doing me :) not worrying about you doing or 'not' doing you.

    I think I might know WHO THAT WAS! hahahah!:laugh:
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    Today at the gym there was a guy sitting at the bike taking a nap!!! I kid you not lol and you know what aside from finding this highly amusing I could care less. You pay for a membership do what you want to (within reason lol). Because I'm there doing me :) not worrying about you doing or 'not' doing you.

    I think I might know WHO THAT WAS! hahahah!:laugh:

    One of my friends used to go occasionally hungover and just fall asleep in the massage chair. I would wake her up when I was done working out :)
  • I go to Planet Fitness; There is no judgement, and "You Belong". There's even a Lunk alarm. the only rule is don't be a lunk
    The ladies there get their beauty on as well as their fitness. .
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Planet Fitness is the judgiest gym there is!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    who cares about a gym. I don't go and I haven't gone in years and I can assure you that I'm still having the best training of my life at home for free! Going to the gym is just to socialize or show off. Just my opinion though. The only way I'd see myself going to the gym is if I was in an area where I wanted to do some deadlifting and no where could I fit a barbell at home and drop it on the ground without breaking something.

    Putting that aside. stop being one of those people that **** around at the gym. You are there to train. You want your results? go for it.

    Building up a collection of dumbbells, barbells, plates and a squat rack isn't exactly free. If I saved the $20 I spent on my gym membership every month it would take me almost 21 years to save enough for all the equipment I need.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Planet Fitness is the judgiest gym there is!

    Hawt. So hawt!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Planet Fitness is the judgiest gym there is!

    tumblr_mzbirvD0ca1sr2qf2o1_500.jpg

    My bff bought me a membership for Christmas, so that's my gym for the next year. It's actually not as bad as everyone was making it out to be. I can deadlift without getting kicked out! :drinker:

    ETA I just wanted to clarify that I wasn't referring to your comment about Planet Fitness with this gif, but this shirt would be funny to wear in the weight room. :smile:
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    Because according to all the whiners I can't:

    *Wear deodorant to the gym
    *Wear perfume to the gym
    *Run on the treadmill next to you
    *Wear make up to the gym
    *Use my phone at the gym
    *Socialize at the gym

    Please add:
    *Can't hold onto the rails on the treadmill.
    *Wear a matching outfit.
    *Wear your hair down.
    *Look like you've done your hair up, especially for the gym.
    *Notice the hot chicks.
    *Make any noise when lifting weights.
    *Drop the weights.
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    Because according to all the whiners I can't:

    *Wear deodorant to the gym
    *Wear perfume to the gym
    *Run on the treadmill next to you
    *Wear make up to the gym
    *Use my phone at the gym
    *Socialize at the gym

    Please add:
    *Can't hold onto the rails on the treadmill.
    *Wear a matching outfit.
    *Wear your hair down.
    *Look like you've done your hair up, especially for the gym.
    *Notice the hot chicks.
    *Make any noise when lifting weights.
    *Drop the weights.

    Also:

    *Don't run faster than me (that's showing off)
    *Don't go too slow (what are you, lazy, you should be at the gym to WORK)

    And:

    *Don't notice the hot chicks
    *Do notice me, though, because how could you help yourself?
    *Don't be a creeper
    *But it's okay if you're a creeper if you're hot
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    Because according to all the whiners I can't:

    *Wear deodorant to the gym
    *Wear perfume to the gym
    *Run on the treadmill next to you
    *Wear make up to the gym
    *Use my phone at the gym
    *Socialize at the gym

    Please add:
    *Can't hold onto the rails on the treadmill.
    *Wear a matching outfit.
    *Wear your hair down.
    *Look like you've done your hair up, especially for the gym.
    *Notice the hot chicks.
    *Make any noise when lifting weights.
    *Drop the weights.

    Also:

    *Don't run faster than me (that's showing off)
    *Don't go too slow (what are you, lazy, you should be at the gym to WORK)

    And:

    *Don't notice the hot chicks
    *Do notice me, though, because how could you help yourself?
    *Don't be a creeper
    *But it's okay if you're a creeper if you're hot

    Some people get me.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    -Make sure you work legs
    -Don't quarter squat or use light weight
    -Make sure you deadlift
    -Don't drop the weight or make noise with it
    -Always wear shoes
    -Don't wear shoes while squatting or deadlifting
    -If you are going to lift heavy make sure someone spots you
    -Don't ask me to spot you because I'm sure you are just hitting on me
    -You need to leave sweatty
    -Don't leave sweat on the equipment
    -I wish more women would lift
    -There are too many women in the weight lifting area