Tips for a first date? (guys only..)

Listen up.

Instead of flowers think of something interesting she likes. Something small. Her favorite candy is a good one.

Second, you follow Bronx Tale rules:

You meet her at the door. You walk her to your car. Place your hand on the small of her back. Unlock the car door and let her get in. Hold it open until she's seated comfortably. Then you walk around the back of the vehicle, look through the rear windshield. And...

Oh, and THIS. Although, I've personally found that the invention of remote locks has made this one tricky. What are you going to do? Unlock the doors to let her in and then relock them so she can lean over to unlock it? Personally, I think remote locks ruined the best dating test EVER.

No pic, dough boy?

Just like I thought.

You guys should talk less. It's sad for the rest of us to have to read.

>Calls me creepy for pointing out that his shirtless pic was used by someone with a different username. Likely fraudin.
>Posts numerous times he wants to see me without a shirt.

Strong logic.

Go shuffle off and continue being an orbiting beta for the women on here.

Lold hard at "orbiting beta"

So accurate. TMRL

I just want to say, you guys really do make a cute couple. And I'm a big supporter of your rights to freely express the love you share. Now go ahead and "chat" with each other. I'll just keep talking to..you know, women. (you just said "ew gross" in your head, didn't you?)

And this is exactly why the thread title says guys only

Just one question, just one.

If we all left, stopped posting, and it was just you and Mike talking to each other..

how long before you'd kiss?


'Cause I'm placing bets on 3 minutes before full on open mouth going at it. All the repression that's built has to be doing a real number on you guys.

Nutellabrah speaks like a brah( close to ) but doesn't look like one .. dude go build a brah's physique first then start acting like one.. oh i can tell u that right steroids so u don't have to get ***** tits or shut down ur test forever and hear no dady.. . if ur gonna do it the natty way wake me up after 4 years then :yawn: .

Mike seriously how old are u.. beta and alpha ? guys that think this way about women end up marrying *kitten* and they give birth to a line of *kitten* ..

Too much negative energy over here

You can feel free to come at me like that when you learn to squat below parallel.

Please tell me u are kidding lol ..watch olypmic lifters doing heavy weights and educate ur self more about the parallel thingy ( which is only for knee safety not quality , quality is in depth not knee to toe crap) ..and take a good look on my knee before talking about my form

I dunno what you are saying but it has been widely debated and the conclusion is squatting deep in the pocket is less dangerous because if you don't train knees at all and everything else gets strong except your knees, you risk injury.

ATG > Parallel and thats not debatable. If you think it is google it.

Are you saying you do or you don't? I can pull out from all the way deep into the pocket below parallel, all the way down, *kitten* to grass, with 350lbs on my back 1RM max just so you are aware. And I can do it the gay way with over 4 plates.

Nutellabrah speaks like a brah( close to ) but doesn't look like one .. dude go build a brah's physique first then start acting like one.. oh i can tell u that right steroids so u don't have to get ***** tits or shut down ur test forever and hear no dady.. . if ur gonna do it the natty way wake me up after 4 years then :yawn: .

Mike seriously how old are u.. beta and alpha ? guys that think this way about women end up marrying *kitten* and they give birth to a line of *kitten* ..

Too much negative energy over here

You can feel free to come at me like that when you learn to squat below parallel.

Please tell me u are kidding lol ..watch olypmic lifters doing heavy weights and educate ur self more about the parallel thingy ( which is only for knee safety not quality , quality is in depth not knee to toe crap) ..and take a good look on my knee before talking about my form

I dunno what you are saying but it has been widely debated and the conclusion is squatting deep in the pocket is less dangerous because if you don't train knees at all and everything else gets strong except your knees, you risk injury.

ATG > Parallel and thats not debatable. If you think it is google it.

Are you saying you do or you don't? I can pull out from all the way deep into the pocket below parallel, all the way down, *kitten* to grass, with 350lbs on my back 1RM max just so you are aware. And I can do it the gay way with over 4 plates.

Did i ask u how much u squat ?

Lol my friend parallel and below parallel ( *kitten* to grass ) in terms of power lifting make no difference ..Above parallel is the wrong squat ..parallel and below make no difference when u are squatting in the strength range 1 - 3 RM in this pic i'm going below parallel btw .

Just one question, just one.

If we all left, stopped posting, and it was just you and Mike talking to each other..

how long before you'd kiss?


'Cause I'm placing bets on 3 minutes before full on open mouth going at it. All the repression that's built has to be doing a real number on you guys.

I wouldn't expect anything to go down on the first date but always bring protection. If you don't want to make her your wife, you don't want to make her a mother.

^^^this


(and all the loaded vs unloaded weapon talk is cracking me the hell up! rofl! Had no idea this was an issue. May have to inquire of the hubby in a bit...hahah!)

Nutellabrah speaks like a brah( close to ) but doesn't look like one .. dude go build a brah's physique first then start acting like one.. oh i can tell u that right steroids so u don't have to get ***** tits or shut down ur test forever and hear no dady.. . if ur gonna do it the natty way wake me up after 4 years then :yawn: .

Mike seriously how old are u.. beta and alpha ? guys that think this way about women end up marrying *kitten* and they give birth to a line of *kitten* ..

Too much negative energy over here

You can feel free to come at me like that when you learn to squat below parallel.

Please tell me u are kidding lol ..watch olypmic lifters doing heavy weights and educate ur self more about the parallel thingy ( which is only for knee safety not quality , quality is in depth not knee to toe crap) ..and take a good look on my knee before talking about my form

I dunno what you are saying but it has been widely debated and the conclusion is squatting deep in the pocket is less dangerous because if you don't train knees at all and everything else gets strong except your knees, you risk injury.

ATG > Parallel and thats not debatable. If you think it is google it.

Are you saying you do or you don't? I can pull out from all the way deep into the pocket below parallel, all the way down, *kitten* to grass, with 350lbs on my back 1RM max just so you are aware. And I can do it the gay way with over 4 plates.

Did i ask u how much u squat ?

Lol my friend parallel and below parallel ( *kitten* to grass ) in terms of power lifting make no difference ..Above parallel is the wrong squat ..parallel and below make no difference when u are squatting in the strength range 1 - 3 RM in this pic i'm going below parallel btw .

thats a ridiculous statement.

Going ATG is way more effective at inducing growth signals and maximizing flexibility and overall athletic capacity.

Its infinitely more challenging.

If you just go to parallel you are not recruiting anywhere near all the components to do the work it takes to come out of the true pocket. Its like a small percentage of what would be going on if you went ATG. Im talking like past where your quads are still doing the work and you "fell" past the point of no return. Then you come back up pulling from your chest and pushing from your heels. Thats a squat.

Again, this is something you would google and read about. As far as Im concerned you don't even squat in my eyes. DYEL?

DO U EVEN READ ?

I don't believe you actually went ATG. Maybe you felt like you went slightly below parallel in your mind but I wouldn't believe it till I saw a lift demo on youtube or something of you supposedly going ATG and seeing what that means to you exactly. I can tell you most people in the world don't even have the flexibility to do the exercise correctly. You really have to invest weeks of your time just stretching and working up toward the flexibility with lighter weights just to build the foundation of proper flexibility and strength in the right places and by then your gluteus is dramatically more pronounced too. Show me a pic/vid for proof.

DO U EVEN READ ?

I don't believe you actually went ATG. Maybe you felt like you went slightly below parallel in your mind but I wouldn't believe it till I saw a lift demo on youtube or something of you supposedly going ATG and seeing what that means to you exactly. I can tell you most people in the world don't even have the flexibility to do the exercise correctly. You really have to invest weeks of your time just stretching and working up toward the flexibility with lighter weights just to build the foundation of proper flexibility and strength in the right places and by then your gluteus is dramatically more pronounced too. Show me a pic/vid for proof.

U clearly don't read i said it makes no difference in power lifting and strength reps ( 1 - 3) if u can squat 200 lbs ATG u can squat that number parallel and vice versa the difference is when u are doing it ATG u are going out of the comfort zone that's it ..unless u are wussy the bar will crush u ...No i don't have videos i only have this pic..btw there is a new study about squatting 0.0006789 parallel it says that it could cause loss of leg hair and balls and turns u into Rosie O'Donnell and u lose ur squat strength by about 51.345858676869 % and go blind . so be careful ..Cheers mate and happy geometrical squatting .

Just asked my son, who squats in meets all the time. Has a 425 squat, which isn't bad for a kid. Says never ATG in a competition. Just break parallel for thumbs up. ATG only for low boxes during a workout, and that's a 3/4 of full weight.

Thats fine because its competition.

In competition there are other rules. For example when you bench press, you are supposed to lock your elbows in competition.

But proper flat bench form is not locking out.

But we were never specifying a competition. He just said if you look at powerlifters.

I am talking bodybuilding. And there is no substitute for ATG squats in a Bodybuilders career.