Tips for a first date? (guys only..)

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  • bperkins88
    bperkins88 Posts: 357 Member
    lol @ the if the girl is on top she cant get pregnant suggestion.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Aren't you that 37 year old lady that vaguely looks like Howard Stern? Why are you the master of dating in 2014 all of a sudden?

    This is a high school kid.

    If someone coming to pick me up would call me while I'm finishing brushing my teeth I would answer the phone and yell "I'm coming" and be all bothered when all they had to do was text me to say "here" and I know to head outside. Nobody cares about your "rules" quite frankly and you don't have hot guys fighting over being able to spend time with you like high school girls do.

    Thank you. You finally crossed enough of a line that I don't feel bad letting loose.

    Listen pal. The act is both obvious and pathetic. You stink of so much insecurity that it comes through a computer screen. I doubt you've ever satisfied a woman in your lonely, insignificant life.

    Nobody likes you. Your friends are desperate, pathetic, vacuous people like you. You're trying so hard and failing in spectacular fashion.

    Go away. With every post you make yourself look even worse, which is saying quite a bit.

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  • First of all, try and stay relaxed.
    And most important (coming from and "older bro"). Treat her like you'd want your daughter to be treated.
  • (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    lol @ the if the girl is on top she cant get pregnant suggestion.

    lol @ you for not realizing that post and this entire thread is joke. Congrats to Nutella for stepping up the trolling ITT and salvaging this once unfunny thread.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Why in hell would a woman give the time of day to a guy who demands sex before dinner? You are seriously twisted, dude. Either that, or you date underage teenagers who don't know any better. (<----Probably this!)

    Well whatever it is they know (for better or worse) is what I like. I don't want to be with a jaded/entitled asset-*kitten* I want to be with a lighthearted, nubile, easily influenced pretty young thang who has a lust for life and everything is new and exciting and is easy to impress her.

    Thats whats fun. You honestly dont have that kind of pull to be able to demand such thinks from anything other than the beta 2nd string white knights.

    The reason you want all these flowers and showings of good will from guys is because you're not sexually attracted/threatened by them potentially seducing you anyway cuz they are mostly turds and the whole "romance" is based on the unromantic notion of them seeking your partnership/companionship like a close friend would, not a true lover.

    That's a whole lot of words for "I can only get the stupid chicks."
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Why in hell would a woman give the time of day to a guy who demands sex before dinner? You are seriously twisted, dude. Either that, or you date underage teenagers who don't know any better. (<----Probably this!)

    Well whatever it is they know (for better or worse) is what I like. I don't want to be with a jaded/entitled asset-*kitten* I want to be with a lighthearted, nubile, easily influenced pretty young thang who has a lust for life and everything is new and exciting and is easy to impress her.

    Thats whats fun. You honestly dont have that kind of pull to be able to demand such thinks from anything other than the beta 2nd string white knights.

    The reason you want all these flowers and showings of good will from guys is because you're not sexually attracted/threatened by them potentially seducing you anyway cuz they are mostly turds and the whole "romance" is based on the unromantic notion of them seeking your partnership/companionship like a close friend would, not a true lover.

    That's a whole lot of words for "I can only get the stupid chicks."

    and desperate . . . stupid and desperate chicks
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    lol @ the if the girl is on top she cant get pregnant suggestion.

    It is true, gravity makes it impossible. You would know if you understood science.
  • First of all, try and stay relaxed.
    And most important (coming from and "older bro"). Treat her like you'd want your daughter to be treated.

    ^^ THIS guy knows what's up.
  • (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.

    lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

    Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

    I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Pretty sure I never dated a guy that only wanted to have sex with me (in fact, I usually lied to them and said I already had a boyfriend even if I were single)... and made it obvious... I dated (and married) the guy that treated me with respect and dignity... So any guy that says only date girls with the intentions of getting in their pants... well, there is probably a reason they are undateable and it's obvious in this thread.
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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.

    lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

    Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

    I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.

    by "not ****able by most guys' standards" you mean "wouldn't give you the time of day" right? I see what you did there.
  • *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Why in hell would a woman give the time of day to a guy who demands sex before dinner? You are seriously twisted, dude. Either that, or you date underage teenagers who don't know any better. (<----Probably this!)

    Well whatever it is they know (for better or worse) is what I like. I don't want to be with a jaded/entitled asset-*kitten* I want to be with a lighthearted, nubile, easily influenced pretty young thang who has a lust for life and everything is new and exciting and is easy to impress her.

    Thats whats fun. You honestly dont have that kind of pull to be able to demand such thinks from anything other than the beta 2nd string white knights.

    The reason you want all these flowers and showings of good will from guys is because you're not sexually attracted/threatened by them potentially seducing you anyway cuz they are mostly turds and the whole "romance" is based on the unromantic notion of them seeking your partnership/companionship like a close friend would, not a true lover.

    That's a whole lot of words for "I can only get the stupid chicks."

    Like as if "smart" women are any more of a value to me? Look at you.

    Look at you, look at you, and look at you.

    Is this the type of high brow cerebral "pleasure" waiting for me on the other side?

    If I want to talk about something, and enjoy conversation I would talk to men. With my bros. Which I thought when I clicked the thread title it was what this was going to be.

    Im not exactly pursuing these young 18 yr old girls because of their conversations skills nomsayin??

    (this girl Im dating now could be one of your daughters, in fact she IS someones daughter)
  • (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.

    lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

    Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

    I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.

    That is actually me in my pictures, so actually I do get nice, smart, handsome, charming, funny, witty gentlemen.

    I don't make demands. In the grown up world, its a little thing called respect. So, you're right. They're not normal. They're above normal. They have respect and class.
  • JamieBeth19
    JamieBeth19 Posts: 47 Member
    I'm a chick but....

    Yes to the walking to the door. Meet dad, give him a firm handshake tell him about your plans for the night (where you are going), I'm not sure how old you are but if she lives with her parents it may be appropriate to ask if she has a curfew.

    Yes to opening the car door for her too! I always liked that :)

    No to the flowers. Flowers are an awesome gesture but you don't want to use all of your tricks too soon.

    Yes to paying! Offer to pay, do it no matter what she says. Then tell her she can pay for one of your future dates (see what I did there, that also opens a door to see her opinion on if she wants more dates )

    Protection is up to you. If you sleep with her on the first date though she's probably not a long term girl.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.

    lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

    Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

    I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.
    The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

    They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

    And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

    And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Good God, when was the last time you got a woman to sleep with you? Hell, just go out with you? Such a creep.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Why in hell would a woman give the time of day to a guy who demands sex before dinner? You are seriously twisted, dude. Either that, or you date underage teenagers who don't know any better. (<----Probably this!)

    Well whatever it is they know (for better or worse) is what I like. I don't want to be with a jaded/entitled asset-*kitten* I want to be with a lighthearted, nubile, easily influenced pretty young thang who has a lust for life and everything is new and exciting and is easy to impress her.

    Thats whats fun. You honestly dont have that kind of pull to be able to demand such thinks from anything other than the beta 2nd string white knights.

    The reason you want all these flowers and showings of good will from guys is because you're not sexually attracted/threatened by them potentially seducing you anyway cuz they are mostly turds and the whole "romance" is based on the unromantic notion of them seeking your partnership/companionship like a close friend would, not a true lover.

    That's a whole lot of words for "I can only get the stupid chicks."

    Like as if "smart" women are any more of a value to me? Look at you.

    Look at you, look at you, and look at you.

    Is this the type of high brow cerebral "pleasure" waiting for me on the other side?

    If I want to talk about something, and enjoy conversation I would talk to men. With my bros. Which I thought when I clicked the thread title it was what this was going to be.

    Im not exactly pursuing these young 18 yr old girls because of their conversations skills nomsayin??

    (this girl Im dating now could be one of your daughters, in fact she IS someones daughter)

    I went ahead and bolded the part where, if anyone had missed any of your other blather, you completely pulled down your pants and showed how infantismal your **** is in one short post. You said "look at you" as if it were an insult . . .
  • And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner unless you want to sleep with her.

    fixed that for you

    When I was a dating girl I liked to be dated. If I was asked out on a date I expected that he was picking me up, opening doors for me (how else do you get the 360 view I just spent an hour or more perfecting), and paying the tab (that being said, if the date was going well I would suggest after dinner drinks and since that was my suggestion I would pick up that tab). If it was "dutch" it was no longer a date. If I was dating a guy he had a chance of getting lucky, if we weren't on a date he had no chance of getting lucky.

    exactly. :)
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Why in hell would a woman give the time of day to a guy who demands sex before dinner? You are seriously twisted, dude. Either that, or you date underage teenagers who don't know any better. (<----Probably this!)

    Well whatever it is they know (for better or worse) is what I like. I don't want to be with a jaded/entitled asset-*kitten* I want to be with a lighthearted, nubile, easily influenced pretty young thang who has a lust for life and everything is new and exciting and is easy to impress her.

    Thats whats fun. You honestly dont have that kind of pull to be able to demand such thinks from anything other than the beta 2nd string white knights.

    The reason you want all these flowers and showings of good will from guys is because you're not sexually attracted/threatened by them potentially seducing you anyway cuz they are mostly turds and the whole "romance" is based on the unromantic notion of them seeking your partnership/companionship like a close friend would, not a true lover.

    That's a whole lot of words for "I can only get the stupid chicks."

    Like as if "smart" women are any more of a value to me? Look at you.

    Look at you, look at you, and look at you.

    Is this the type of high brow cerebral "pleasure" waiting for me on the other side?

    If I want to talk about something, and enjoy conversation I would talk to men. With my bros. Which I thought when I clicked the thread title it was what this was going to be.

    Im not exactly pursuing these young 18 yr old girls because of their conversations skills nomsayin??

    (this girl Im dating now could be one of your daughters, in fact she IS someones daughter)
    The problem here is the OP was looking for advice, I assume, from guys that actually LIKE women. He likes this girl and wants to impress her. Clearly you all are playing in very different leagues.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    *Never bought a girl flowers crew* checking in.

    Seriously, I always thought bringing a woman flowers before a date comes off as desperate.

    Hold the door, pay for drinks, look good, and bring protection.

    And NEVER (I mean NEVER), buy a woman dinner before you sleep with her.

    Why in hell would a woman give the time of day to a guy who demands sex before dinner? You are seriously twisted, dude. Either that, or you date underage teenagers who don't know any better. (<----Probably this!)

    Well whatever it is they know (for better or worse) is what I like. I don't want to be with a jaded/entitled asset-*kitten* I want to be with a lighthearted, nubile, easily influenced pretty young thang who has a lust for life and everything is new and exciting and is easy to impress her.

    Thats whats fun. You honestly dont have that kind of pull to be able to demand such thinks from anything other than the beta 2nd string white knights.

    The reason you want all these flowers and showings of good will from guys is because you're not sexually attracted/threatened by them potentially seducing you anyway cuz they are mostly turds and the whole "romance" is based on the unromantic notion of them seeking your partnership/companionship like a close friend would, not a true lover.

    That's a whole lot of words for "I can only get the stupid chicks."

    Like as if "smart" women are any more of a value to me? Look at you.

    Look at you, look at you, and look at you.

    Is this the type of high brow cerebral "pleasure" waiting for me on the other side?

    If I want to talk about something, and enjoy conversation I would talk to men. With my bros. Which I thought when I clicked the thread title it was what this was going to be.

    Im not exactly pursuing these young 18 yr old girls because of their conversations skills nomsayin??

    (this girl Im dating now could be one of your daughters, in fact she IS someones daughter)

    It's funny that the only thing you can say about me is "look at you."

    Yes, look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

    Your bros are going to abandon you sooner or later for women just like me.

    And where will you be when you're my age and your bros are no longer interested in the overgrown frat boy with the receding hairline? Chasing 18 year old girls who think of you as that "creepy old guy who still thinks he's in college"? or pining away for the hot, smart chick who rolled her eyes at you that one time you tried to step out of your comfort zone?
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

    They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

    And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

    And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

    Can I call you Howard from here on out?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

    They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

    And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

    And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

    Can I call you Howard from here on out?
    Whatever floats your boat.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    It's funny that the only thing you can say about me is "look at you."

    Yes, look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

    Your bros are going to abandon you sooner or later for women just like me.

    And where will you be when you're my age and your bros are no longer interested in the overgrown frat boy with the receding hairline? Chasing 18 year old girls who think of you as that "creepy old guy who still thinks he's in college"? or pining away for the hot, smart chick who rolled her eyes at you that one time you tried to step out of your comfort zone?

    Oh come on, Ginger. You know you can't catch a man! :wink:
  • (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.

    lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

    Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

    I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.
    The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

    They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

    And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

    And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

    I own a replica AK amongst others and Ive killed bears, darling.

    But my question is what are they making up for? Why do they have to put on an act and white knight you? What is their true insecurity? Facial aesthetics? Looks? Penis size?

    Why do they need to act so tough? I can be tough too but you don't see me bragging about it. Then again I also have a pretty face you can watch for hours and a huge penis.

    I don't need to drive tanks to make up for anything...

    Also I don't have to put on an act of being a "gentlemen" I just do and say what I want and still get laid.

    I text "here" and refuse to meet the parents and still get laid.

    And theres nothing you can do to stop me from getting my pee-pee wet.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Oh... the brah-train wreck is so awesome... It will be amusing to see the day come when the only thing that keeps them warm at night is a bad case of herpes.
  • Always go to the door. If you do nothing else correct on the date, go to the door. Years ago when my brother was picked up for school in the morning, his ride would honk the horn. This pissed me off to no end. Imagine someone's daughter is about to go out with that guy. And don't text "Here." You should keep your phone out of the date completely, starting with the moment you arrive.

    For the flowers I would suggest having some sent to her the day after, assuming everything went well. I try not to sink too much unnecessary cost into a first date if I don't know the girl well. Skipping flowers will certainly help that. If she has an office job, send them there. Otherwise, send them to her home.

    Opening the car door for the girl is not for me. You will have plenty of opportunities to open doors and all of the other non-sense during the date. She can grab her own car door. The only time I did that was when I was driving a car that didn't have a remote. If you don't have key-less entry you should ALWAYS unlock her door first. Don't do the reach over the seat to unlock her's second.
  • (They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

    Not for a first date. Ever.

    Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

    or ever for any date with me.

    lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

    Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

    I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.
    The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

    They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

    And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

    And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

    I own a replica AK amongst others and Ive killed bears, darling.

    But my question is what are they making up for? Why do they have to put on an act and white knight you? What is their true insecurity? Facial aesthetics? Looks? Penis size?

    Why do they need to act so tough? I can be tough too but you don't see me bragging about it. Then again I also have a pretty face you can watch for hours and a huge penis.

    I don't need to drive tanks to make up for anything...

    Also I don't have to put on an act of being a "gentlemen" I just do and say what I want and still get laid.

    I text "here" and refuse to meet the parents and still get laid.

    And theres nothing you can do to stop me from getting my pee-pee wet.

    really? A pretty face to watch for hours? Then why is it that you're not showing that so-called pretty face of yours?