Nun gives birth???

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  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    Parthenogenesis.

    Someone call Dr House to confirm!
  • Le_Joy
    Le_Joy Posts: 593 Member
    Could be worst, once a pope got pregnant.

    true.
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,103 Member
    My first guess would be some man placed his genitalia inside her genitalia. But what do I know?

    Nope never happened. Nuns dont have sex, same as priests.... we all know that,

    I'm taking a guess on some random act where someone just placed sperm on her clothing as a joke & it happened that way. Or perhaps she took a bath after a priest did? You know there may have been some left over residue :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 32,260 Member
    It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?


    #nonCatholicQuestion
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?


    #nonCatholicQuestion

    Of course they will ... kick both her and the baby out :cry: I understand she committed herself to a life of celibacy, but I dunno that kicking her out is the right way to go about things. But they will, because nuns must be completely celibate
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Turkey baster abuse!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 32,260 Member
    It sounds nice. The nuns at the convent will have a new baby. They won't kick the mom out, will they?


    #nonCatholicQuestion

    Of course they will ... kick both her and the baby out :cry: I understand she committed herself to a life of celibacy, but I dunno that kicking her out is the right way to go about things. But they will, because nuns must be completely celibate

    So much for charity to your fellow man in need.

    That's just wrong to kick her out.

    But I guess it makes some sense, otherwise all of us who would like to have kids but not husbands might find the Order to be a great plan! :laugh:

    Religion. It's complicated.
  • PumpJockeyy
    PumpJockeyy Posts: 98 Member
    sloots gon sloot
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,994 Member
    She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.
    Turkey baster abuse!

    I rate the above answers 10/10
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    She's having a baby because the church finally hired a priest who likes women.
  • ParamoreAddict
    ParamoreAddict Posts: 842 Member
    The bigger news should be that it's possible that a Priest had sex with a female for once. This has got to be a step in the right direction from where they've been heading in, oh, the last 2,000 years or so...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,218 Member
    She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.
    Turkey baster abuse!

    I rate the above answers 10/10
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    10/10, would baptize.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,914 Member
    Cmon, people. She OBVIOUSLY prayed. Obviously.
  • IVF or a turkey baster if she didn't do it the old fashioned way
  • Buksh12
    Buksh12 Posts: 203 Member
    The only answer can be that it is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

    Its not the *coming* of jesus christ that caused this thats for sure!
  • sbarella
    sbarella Posts: 713 Member
    I didn't hear that "she didn't know how she got pregnant." I heard "she didn't know she was pregnant."
    Maybe she thought it was water weight.
  • She got laid...simples.
  • glovepuppet
    glovepuppet Posts: 1,714 Member
    Awwww, so sorry she is going through this!
    I feel bad for her, because all eyes are on her.
    but hopefully the baby will bring her joy.
  • LKL79
    LKL79 Posts: 79 Member
    The only answer can be that it is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

    Its not the *coming* of jesus christ that caused this thats for sure!

    hahahahaha