Time to avoid blueberries?

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Acg67
Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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So many chemicals...

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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    oh noeeeeeeeeeeeeees...

    That is way over the 5 ingrediant limit....*I didn't count them but wow*
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    OMG, I just ate a bowl full of cottage cheese and.... and... CHEMICALS!!!! :sad:
  • tegalicious
    tegalicious Posts: 629
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    Hahahahahahaha
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...

    Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...
  • Rachelc1992
    Rachelc1992 Posts: 246 Member
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    Just had blueberries with my breakfast :) yum yum!
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    I'm going to wash them down with a diet Pepsi.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    I freeze mine then put them in smoothies with ice cream and protein powder so it makes them all better.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,136 Member
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    I eat dried blueberries because the drying process eliminates all those nasty chemicals.
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    yes all, please stop eating blueberries
    they're awful for you
    just send them all to my house
    where i will dispose* of them.

    *disclaimer: i will actually eat them all and turn into a massive blueberry :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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  • Stripeness
    Stripeness Posts: 511 Member
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    wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...

    Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...

    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    you will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands. Now - when will they be back in season, so I can buy some?
  • HappyStack
    HappyStack Posts: 802 Member
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    It's OK to eat blueberries if you neutralise all the chemicals by eating them with yoghurt/quark, crispy M&Ms and marshmallows.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    That's some dirty *kitten* food...
  • sun_fish
    sun_fish Posts: 864 Member
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    Maybe we need to all eat clean and our blueberries wouldn't have chemicals. :wink:
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
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    Had some this morning on top of my key lime greek yogurt! Damn. I knew I should have just ate a pop tart instead.:wink:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...

    Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...

    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.

    right, that is common knowledge.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    It's too late for me. I'm doomed. My whole body is over-ridden with chemicals. :sad: :sad:

    hold me.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    OMG. From now on I am only going to eat foods that do not contain any chemicals.....<googles feverishly>..... yep just as I thought. The only foods without chemicals are Chocolate, Bacon and Rum :bigsmile:
  • Blueberry09
    Blueberry09 Posts: 821 Member
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    Why would you want to avoid me? :sad:
  • velrist
    velrist Posts: 6 Member
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    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.

    Recognises it as Pi?

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