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watches Disney Jr channel faithfully

Battles zombies on a daily basis!

Teacher by day, fights evil by night.

Their first workout in the morning is a good twerk followed by a light jog.

was a back up singer for the rolling stones...

@Steph: Knits her fluffy leggings with the wool of genetically enhanced rainbow sheep.

@Skinny: Wears elaborate disguises while shopping (such as catwoman, a hotdog, a genetically enhanced rainbow sheep) so no one knows the truth of her crippling green bean addiction.

Secretly crushes on any man from North of the Mason-Dixon

She does not have an incredible body that i'm totally jealous over.....

prefers straight mish

Feels that everytime she has her picture taken it steals a little more of her soul.