Why did you dump the person above you?

MissSaturday · January 2014

he prefer to sleep instead to be with me

HaleyNorman1 · January 2014

too pretty

FloyMcCaudie · January 2014

Comeon? Why mine gotta be redhead?
k well, Cos other guys love redhead and I did it for em. #bruhcode

HaleyNorman1 · January 2014

his tummy hurt me...so.hard.

Mia_RagazzaTosta · January 2014

was closer to my kid's age

MuscleAndMascara · January 2014

oops too slow..

Because she was female?

ronmonkey · January 2014

She wouldnt buy me a season ticket to the D-Backs

Sinisterly · January 2014

Kept bugging me to go see Twilight after I'd said NOOOO over a thousand times..

FloyMcCaudie · January 2014

Wanted to cuddle

WeepingAngel81 · January 2014

being a cougar just isn't for me

ronmonkey · January 2014

Because that was MY photocopier

CannibalisticVegetarian · January 2014

Because he wouldn't take down his Christmas tree.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Kept wanting me to read A song of ice and fire outloud.. I WANTED TO.. Stuff. Yeah, stuff.

victal · January 2014

Because Its bad luck to have your christmas tree up in January

victal · January 2014

Because Its bad luck to have your christmas tree up in January

ronmonkey · January 2014

She thought Leeds was the best place to be

victal · January 2014

She thought Leeds was the best place to be

No actually Thailand is the best place to be, I just live in Leeds

Chillyfrog · January 2014

Because she wouldn't take me to Thailand

Sinisterly · January 2014

Refused to dress up as The Incredible Hulk for my birthday.

Mia_RagazzaTosta · January 2014

She stole my specs

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