From couch to marathon in 3 days!
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Screw that. I stay on the couch and get one of these:
Close enough. I can break a sweat tearing open the wrapper.0 -
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Pfft, A lot of people got progress in 5 minutes.
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1084976-huge-progress-in-five-minutes
Amateurs...0 -
This weekend - customized 3 day marathon prep plan for only 5 easy payments of $39.99!0
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You gotta work on the modified couch as training device. What people REALLY want is never to actually get up from the couch at all.0
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Love this.... I guess there is hope for me after all in doing my ultra (51k) run tomorrow with just today to train for it. I was planning on doing 7 mile real easy effort today. The joke about this is, I'm actually serious. I'll update you guys on it Saturday evening since I'm planning to run it in less than 5hrs.0
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You forgot day 4 call paramedics.0
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what? no reminder to dodge flying uteri at mile 18 on race day?0
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Dont let DR OZ see this.0
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I'm putting wheels and a lawn mower engine in my couch. That way I never have to even get up to finish my marathon!0
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Ultra update: This plan totally works!0
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Wait, so why have I been training since May for my third half marathon? I'm only running half the distance! I'm guessing if I switch to your marathon plan for my half, I'll be able to beat Kim Smith. She'll still place before me in the BAA distance medley though, since I didn't discover your plan until after the 5k and 10k were done with!0
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Sigh...I didn't want to have to call folks out but here it is, the one day training plan for all serious, long distance runners.
( Please remember that all running other than that done on hilly, steep, trails is not really running but an invitation to injury).
Day 1: Run as far as you can, as fast as you can until you puke and your entire body is cramping up from dehydration and lack of endurance training. If anything hurts beyond the cramping, ignore it. Don't be a p*ssy. Stop for 5 minutes when you think you can't go any further or if you're having chest pains. After 5 minutes, start the process over. Keep doing this until you've reached your desired mileage.
It really is that simple. Training is for amateurs.
;-)
Seriously laughing my a## off at this.. Thanks for starting my day off well0 -
This may take too much mental toughness for me to complete.0
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This may take too much mental toughness for me to complete.
I know you can do it!0 -
Is there a plan that will let me do this in just 2 days? I don't know if I have 3 spare days in my schedule.0
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I am such an underachiever. It took me an entire year to accomplish this feat!0
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Thinking some new runners could benefit from this classic plan...0
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You forgot to mention running attire... Don't waste your money on expensive sneakers, running or wicking clothes (professionals know that stuff is just a gimmick to grab your cash); head on out in your sandles/heels, jeans and a flannelette shirt.
P.s- if its a trail marathon consider heels with clogs rather than spikes for better traction. After all the hard work you have done you wouldn't want to roll an ankle
P.ps- Ladies carb loading is bad for you. You will get fat. Days 1 to 3 should be in a fasted state and on the day of your marathon take your normal daily calorie allowance and quarter it. Don't be that person who gains a pound or two after running a marathon.....0 -
You forgot to mention running attire... Don't waste your money on expensive sneakers, running or wicking clothes (professionals know that stuff is just a gimmick to grab your cash); head on out in your sandles/heels, jeans and a flannelette shirt.
P.s- if its a trail marathon consider heels with clogs rather than spikes for better traction. After all the hard work you have done you wouldn't want to roll an ankle
P.ps- Ladies carb loading is bad for you. You will get fat. Days 1 to 3 should be in a fasted state and on the day of your marathon take your normal daily calorie allowance and quarter it. Don't be that person who gains a pound or two after running a marathon.....
Sadly, I've been known to run in jeans and leave a water belt and spikes off the list to run my first 50k trail race... Next time, I'll try to control my carb loading appetite though...0
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