Cougar > negative? sexy? huh?

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Never made love to an older woman. But Im scared to have a bad experience...

    Who knows whats down there...

    find one in early 40's with fake boobs and likes to work out/stay in shape….you will thank yourself later….

    Are you speaking from experience???

    yes, have slain a few cougars in my day….
    Where are said pelts? I see no pelts upon your body, mister!

    they are mounted….or did i mount them…? sorry got off track, they are mounted on the wall of course...
  • be_dazzled
    be_dazzled Posts: 353 Member
    Never made love to an older woman. But Im scared to have a bad experience...

    Who knows whats down there...

    find one in early 40's with fake boobs and likes to work out/stay in shape….you will thank yourself later….

    I once had an older beautiful women flirt with me on Tinder.

    She kept talking about kegels and bragging how she is so flexible and does all these special excursuses and can contract and control herself.

    Any truth to that? Any experience with that? She almost talked me into it. I have to admit I was intrigued. Valiant attempt on her part.


    Was she called sticky vicky???

    sticky Vicky didn't she make a cameo appearance on CougarTown

    Probably not the one I'm referring to :smile: Google her, she had quite a talent
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Ahh someone is butt hurt... its okay
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?


    Please don't feed the ...

    h41D43754
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Never made love to an older woman. But Im scared to have a bad experience...

    Who knows whats down there...

    find one in early 40's with fake boobs and likes to work out/stay in shape….you will thank yourself later….

    I once had an older beautiful women flirt with me on Tinder.

    She kept talking about kegels and bragging how she is so flexible and does all these special excursuses and can contract and control herself.

    Any truth to that? Any experience with that? She almost talked me into it. I have to admit I was intrigued. Valiant attempt on her part.


    Was she called sticky vicky???

    sticky Vicky didn't she make a cameo appearance on CougarTown

    Probably not the one I'm referring to :smile: Google her, she had quite a talent

    Wow google gives me quite an education
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Ahh someone is butt hurt... its okay
    No reason for butt hurt...
    Funny-old-lady-id-hit-it-twice.jpg
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Never made love to an older woman. But Im scared to have a bad experience...

    Who knows whats down there...

    find one in early 40's with fake boobs and likes to work out/stay in shape….you will thank yourself later….

    I once had an older beautiful women flirt with me on Tinder.

    She kept talking about kegels and bragging how she is so flexible and does all these special excursuses and can contract and control herself.

    Any truth to that? Any experience with that? She almost talked me into it. I have to admit I was intrigued. Valiant attempt on her part.

    why don't you find her and find out? Think of it as an adventure ….

    Im scared....

    Maybe Ill wait awhile.

    scared..? bahahahahaha …you are a funny guy
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    Never made love to an older woman. But Im scared to have a bad experience...

    Who knows whats down there...

    find one in early 40's with fake boobs and likes to work out/stay in shape….you will thank yourself later….

    I once had an older beautiful women flirt with me on Tinder.

    She kept talking about kegels and bragging how she is so flexible and does all these special excursuses and can contract and control herself.

    Any truth to that? Any experience with that? She almost talked me into it. I have to admit I was intrigued. Valiant attempt on her part.


    Was she called sticky vicky???

    sticky Vicky didn't she make a cameo appearance on CougarTown

    Probably not the one I'm referring to :smile: Google her, she had quite a talent

    Don't do it!,,
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Ahh someone is butt hurt... its okay
    No reason for butt hurt...
    Funny-old-lady-id-hit-it-twice.jpg


    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    I love that I'm getting FRs from women because of this thread. I don't intimidate the ladies. :smokin:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Ahh someone is butt hurt... its okay

    I just want to drop one liners and make you guys laugh once in a while. Or maybe have a different perspective to share from my experiences. Is that so wrong???
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    646wrd31.jpg

    wow is this what coyote ugly would look like
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    ^^^ LOLOLOLOL
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



    You mean Im a regular... I get to hang out with the cool kids..FINALLY
  • nytrifisoul
    nytrifisoul Posts: 499 Member
    LOL @ guys into cougars, and the women proud to be one.

    whats wrong with cougars?

    Nothing....I think they are beautiful animals.
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    LOL @ guys into cougars, and the women proud to be one.

    whats wrong with cougars?

    Nothing....I think they are beautiful animals.

    lol'd
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



    You mean Im a regular... I get to hang out with the cool kids..FINALLY
    Bahahaha <3
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    A cougar insinuates one is on the prowl...I have to say though, that it IS fun to get hit on by 22 year old boys. :wink:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    I really hope you are really not like...how you are being:sick: :sick: :sick:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    lemme in...i brought cookies.
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    I really hope you are really not like...how you are being:sick: :sick: :sick:


    me too... be yourself :smokin:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    lemme in...i brought cookies.
    -lets the sexy lady in-
    o bby.

    PARTAYYY. lol <3
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    lemme in...i brought cookies.
    -lets the sexy lady in-
    o bby.

    PARTAYYY. lol <3
    be careful, i am over 40.
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    I really hope you are really not like...how you are being:sick: :sick: :sick:


    me too... be yourself :smokin:

    Okie dokey :)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Why can't I just blend in sometimes....

    You guys are bullying me.
    srs...?

    Yes all the regulars seem to gang up against me.
    I didn't.
    I practically made a hole somewhere in the corner of the forum and made it home.
    Going to be here for another couple of months, too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    lemme in...i brought cookies.
    -lets the sexy lady in-
    o bby.

    PARTAYYY. lol <3
    be careful, i am over 40.
    Shhhhh, dey not know dat!
    You look 25. Ish k <3.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    A cougar insinuates one is on the prowl...I have to say though, that it IS fun to get hit on by 22 year old boys. :wink:

    College bar. Amazing for the self-esteem!

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