I don't want to exercise.......ever!!

Do you like to read? I hate exercise, too, but love to read. So I load up my smart phone with audibles (audio books) and ONLY allow myself to hear my stories when I walk. This way I can't wait to get out there and listen to the next hour of my story. I forget that I'm even working hard when I'm into my story.

Exercise doesn't need to be for all the reasons you listed above. You need to find your own reasons and it doesn't need to be in a gym.
For example myself I use to hate exercising or at least that's what I thought. But I loved to dance and I was in dance classes. I was so happy. Then I moved to a place were there was no dancing but there were mountains so every day I would go for a walk in the valley to look at the mountains. A friend said well why don't you just climb one. Before I knew it I was climbing mountains. No, I was not in shape to do so but I pushed myself through for the sole reason of wanting to see the top.
Now I use the gym. When I was a kid I loved getting in the pool every day. Now that I have my niece and nephew I am teaching them to love the water too. So we'll race or they'll ride on my back. All of these things allow me to exercise.
During the winter I want a reason to have "me time". And that's at the gym. I can watch TV listen to my music and go at my own speed. The cardio equipment shows me how many calories I've burned which is an extra benefit. When I'm tired of being on the elliptical I go into the change room and enjoy a steam. Everything is relaxing because its all about me. No more trainers telling me to work hard if I want a beautiful body. Ha! I laugh at them I am beautiful, sexy and confidant already.
Essentially what I am trying to say is that your motivation for exercising doesn't have to be the basics everyone shoves down your throat. It just needs to be you doing you and being who you are.

Find something you can *tolerate* doing. I won't say find something you *like*, because I used to hate exercise too. I didn't hate doing fun things I wanted to do, when I wanted to do it, but attach the word exercise and it becomes this obligation or burden.

After doing something you can tolerate for awhile, you will enjoy the benefits and eventually want to do it. I remember the morning I woke up and in the first minute of waking up I was excited about getting up to do my workout. I never thought that would ever happen to me. After you find yourself liking it, try a bunch of different things, you might find other things that you like better than what was just tolerable before.

Walking is a great place to start if you never did any other exercise. Try Leslie Sansone walk at home videos.

This!^

I started out hating all exercise .....now I enjoy some of it (cardio). Not perfect, but progress.

I started out with a Netflix (by mail) subscription. I got a new workout in the mail every week. I kept a list and made mini-reviews of each. Somewhere along the way, I got in the habit of working out. This became a "normal" part of my day.

Make a small goal........say 60 minutes a week. You can do 10 minutes, 6 times, or 15 minutes 4 times.....whatever. After you make this goal regularly.....add some more minutes. Before you know it, your are exercising regularly.

Keep trying new things......it's like veggies.....some people hate them......the same advice applies.....keep trying them over & over.

There are so many factors to figure out along the way. Pin-pointing the things you hate (about it) can help you figure out what you want to do.

instead of going for a walk, hit a museum or amusement park.

Find an activity you love to do.

Simple.

this. get a friend involved so you have a buddy. you gotta keep at it and eventually it will become routine. you may find yourself missing your workouts on rest days like I do.

Find an activity you love doing. It does not have to necessarily be going to a gym. Maybe hiking, or kayaking, or biking. Try different types of exercise to. Sometimes class settings can be fun, and spark a new interest in the gym:)