How weird are you? Pet peeves/phobias/oddities you do?

two fears i have seen from people i never would have believed

one gal was terrified of mustard. though she was joking till i put some on a plate and dipped my finger in it and ate it. she freaked the effe out big time.

a cluster of pencils on a desk. our VP was irrate when i arranged about 50 of them on her desk.

guess you can say im a bit of a d!ck

Pet Peeves: Can't stand the sound of people chewing loudly or with their mouths open. Anything squeaky. Obnoxiously loud music (ok, dude. You may like rap, and I respect that, but I don't want my kid listening to gunshots or sleeping with women at 3 AM.)

Phobias: Heights.

Oddities: I must always have a pen on me. Always.

I have Aspergers syndrome...if I listed all my pet peeves/phobias/oddities, I could write a book ;P But then again, we're all a little weird.

But seriously, WTF is wrong with grown adults that smack and slurp and make all kinds of noise when they eat???

Peeves: slow people who stay in the left (read: passing) lane on the interstate; seeing the word 'women' used in the singular...

Phobias: Wasps/Hornets... angry flying insects terrify me

Oddities: the order of things matters, ie hygiene- floss first, then pre-brush mouthwash, then brush, then post-brush mouthwash, then wash face, etc... my bookshelves need to be organized according to size- largest on the end and smaller as they work their way to the center... certain foods cant touch- it seriously freaks me out to see salad on the same plate as warm food. The idea of hot spaghetti sauce mixing in with cool, crisp salad greens gives me the heebie jeebies.

This topic is brilliant. I love you freaks.

Peeves: the word *pet peeve* for one; horrid spellers/bad grammar; negative people. I don't care for shenanigans or pranks. I have so many more, but none of them really ruin my day - except for purposely rude/mean people. Rule #1 = be nice!
(forgot one) I HATE it when people clip their fingernails any place that is not the bathroom - baggghhhhh!!!

Phobias: abandonment - if I were the main character in I Am Legend, I'd lose it in about five minutes.

Oddities: fitness related: on elliptical machines, I like the resistance to be divisible by the incline - I'm exercising my mind as well as my body ; food related: small, snacky foods/candy - I like to eat two pieces at a time, rather than one at a time. If it's candy that's colored, I like to eat each color separately in order of abundance. I hate donuts.
(forgot one) I can't have my fingernails painted when I mountain bike. I had a wicked crash once when I had painted nails and I was positive that had something to do with it.

There are only three rules to getting along with me: 1) Don't mess with my food. 2) Don't mess with my sleep. 3) Don't give me *kitten* about how many pairs of shoes I have.

Peeves: The government spying on me "for my own good."
Phobias: I fear I have nothing interesting for the NSA to read.
Oddities: None. It's the rest of you people who are nuts.

Peeve: tardiness (you know you have to be somewhere so leave with a couple minutes to spare) open mouth chewing, spitting, men who feel the need to adjust themselves while we are talking.

Phobias: closet door being open at night while sleeping (attributed to horror movies when I was young), sleeping in a house alone (every little noise freaks me out), SPIDERS!!!! Heights and last but not least elevators (think they are gonna break down and I'll be trapped, or the cable will break and they will plummet)

Oddities: Styrofoam makes my skin crawl. My pinky fingers are double jointed. My second toe is bigger than my big toe.

My pet peeve is noisy eaters: slurpers, open mouth eaters, people that talk with their mouthful, loud chewers. God it's revolting.

I have the same issue with noisy eaters. My coworker chomps on carrots and chips with her mouth open and I want to kill things.

My other pet peeves are:
People who are super germaphobic
People who are extreme picky eaters

Phobias: I've developed a strange fear of heights as an adult that seems to get worse every year. I don't remember having this issue as a kid. Today, its so bad that I can barely handle walking across bridges or even the stairwell in my building.

Oddities: I don't like to share my computer. I don't even have anything terribly embarrassing in my search history (really!). My laptop is just such a personal, intimate place for me--I cringe when someone just grabs it and starts using it.

Pet Peeves: People who are late. Rude/mean people

Phobias: I do not like people looking into my eyes. (I think they can see what I am really thinking)

Oddities: I love paranormal things.

Pet peeves: Drivers that use the Passing Lane but pace or drive slower than the other lanes. Arrogant and rude people.

Phobias: Wasps, and oddly enough, moths (don't know why). Huge derelict or decaying structures. If anyone's played the big steel bridge level in Half Life 2, you'll know what I mean.

Oddities: I have to finish my treadmill run at a palindromic number on the countdown timer (such as 5:15, 2:32, 10:01 etc).