What is the worst thing a woman can say to a man??

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  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    I love you but.....( the following is always an effort to change you)
  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
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    *man pulls down pants* "ohh! it's so cute!"
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
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    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    Cold blooded....seriously. Heres to finding a better woman :drinker:

    Oh I'm doing much better, and I was only 200 pounds at the time at 5'11", she was just looking for justification to bang her new boyfriend.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    "Just finish already" ....because I was sleepy. :ohwell:
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
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    Is it REALLY that cold in here ?
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    Your front bulge isn't satisfying and your back pocket bulge isn't big enough to make up for it!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    Cold blooded....seriously. Heres to finding a better woman :drinker:

    Oh I'm doing much better, and I was only 200 pounds at the time at 5'11", she was just looking for justification to bang her new boyfriend.

    That's awful!!
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    Wow really, that's it
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    Your brother was better!!
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    I'm never letting you see or talk to our children now I have this Court Order.

    I could handle pretty much anything but that...that...would kill me if I ever hear those words.
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
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    No. I won't make you a sammich.

    If I can still walk to the kitchen, you don't deserve a sammich!
  • mmartinez_az
    mmartinez_az Posts: 580
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    Can we be just friends?
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
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    "wow, are you a virgin?" or " let me show you how to do that"
    or the best one of all
    "When are you going to pay your child support???"
  • LisaH1967
    LisaH1967 Posts: 332 Member
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    Is it in yet?

    Love this one!!!
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
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    How long until you're leaving ?

    (yeah I was guilty of this one this morning, my husband was being loud as and I couldn't sleep LOL)
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
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    I'm never letting you see or talk to our children now I have this Court Order.

    I could handle pretty much anything but that...that...would kill me if I ever hear those words.

    This DOES kill! My ex is trying to keep my son away from me ! Fighting it out is very pricey but I will not stop the fight!
  • purplemurfy
    purplemurfy Posts: 95 Member
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    Can we be just friends?

    Oops...I've done that one a few times. :(

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