What is the worst thing a woman can say to a man??

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  • PrincessCris
    PrincessCris Posts: 56
    I faked it every time. Every. Time.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Is it in?

    you underestimate the mind's ability to rationalize that this is not due to their own, ahem, short comings but their partner's size due to frequent use

    ... That's not how that works.

    yes. i know this.

    i'm just saying that a guy is likely to convince himself of that so he doesn't have to come to grips that he's tiny.

    it's similar to me when i was getting fatter trying to tell my self my clothes were shrinking in the wash.
  • wndrwmn86
    wndrwmn86 Posts: 507 Member
    man pulls down pants...."oh..:ohwell: or :laugh: "
  • zealey77
    zealey77 Posts: 104
    Wow, isn't your best mate sexy!
  • wndrwmn86
    wndrwmn86 Posts: 507 Member
    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    Cold blooded....seriously. Heres to finding a better woman :drinker:
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    I faked it every time. Every. Time.


    Ouch!!!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Dinner's going to be late
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    Your man junk is small!!!
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    NO!!!!
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    If you don't marry me, I am going to leave you.
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
    I love you but.....( the following is always an effort to change you)
  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
    *man pulls down pants* "ohh! it's so cute!"
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    Cold blooded....seriously. Heres to finding a better woman :drinker:

    Oh I'm doing much better, and I was only 200 pounds at the time at 5'11", she was just looking for justification to bang her new boyfriend.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    "Just finish already" ....because I was sleepy. :ohwell:
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
    Is it REALLY that cold in here ?
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
    Your front bulge isn't satisfying and your back pocket bulge isn't big enough to make up for it!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    Cold blooded....seriously. Heres to finding a better woman :drinker:

    Oh I'm doing much better, and I was only 200 pounds at the time at 5'11", she was just looking for justification to bang her new boyfriend.

    That's awful!!
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Wow really, that's it
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Your brother was better!!
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    I'm never letting you see or talk to our children now I have this Court Order.

    I could handle pretty much anything but that...that...would kill me if I ever hear those words.
  • HWeatherholt
    HWeatherholt Posts: 283 Member
    No. I won't make you a sammich.

    If I can still walk to the kitchen, you don't deserve a sammich!
  • mmartinez_az
    mmartinez_az Posts: 580
    Can we be just friends?
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    "wow, are you a virgin?" or " let me show you how to do that"
    or the best one of all
    "When are you going to pay your child support???"
  • LisaH1967
    LisaH1967 Posts: 332 Member
    Is it in yet?

    Love this one!!!
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
    How long until you're leaving ?

    (yeah I was guilty of this one this morning, my husband was being loud as and I couldn't sleep LOL)
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  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    I'm never letting you see or talk to our children now I have this Court Order.

    I could handle pretty much anything but that...that...would kill me if I ever hear those words.

    This DOES kill! My ex is trying to keep my son away from me ! Fighting it out is very pricey but I will not stop the fight!
  • purplemurfy
    purplemurfy Posts: 95 Member
    Can we be just friends?

    Oops...I've done that one a few times. :(

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