Women..(or men) Worst pickup lines USED ON U...

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  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
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    Are those real?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Are those real?

    Well? You still haven't answered?
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
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    "I remember you from your sister's graduation party, I remember checking you out and thought you were cute."

    I was 11, he was 19. :sick:
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    I just get some form of "I find you attractive" either preceded or followed by "wanna dance."
  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
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    I got "that *kitten* is banging louder than the 4th of July" all I could do was laugh
  • MissInfiniti
    MissInfiniti Posts: 142 Member
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    I'm guilty of loving cheesy pickup lines... but the one I hate is:

    "I have a boyfriend" "I have a fish." "....huh?" "Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter"
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice"
    "You are the sexiest thing I've seen, how would you feel about a steamy fling" - said twice via online dating era, month apart..yeah, he copy and pasted the same thing to every girl most likely!

    So that's a "no" on the fling, then? :brokenheart:
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    I must not look very pickupable. No one ever uses lines on me.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I must not look very pickupable. No one ever uses lines on me.

    hey baby... i put the STD in STUD, all i need is U. :wink:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    "What do you think is sexier, hearing people have sex or seeing people have sex". I said seeing, and she proved me wrong.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    "Are you alone?"

    Asked by this guy who came up to me at the beach who was wearing ONLY a t-shirt (yes his twig and berries were out in full display).
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
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    There's only 2 pick-up lines in my isolated community:

    1. "you single?" - and they don't really care if you are. A totally acceptable way to start a conversation. No introduction, no nothing.
    2. "you got a bottle?" -means I expect to drink all your booze, have sex with you and then steal all your stuff while you are sleeping... or B&E your house later now that I know what's in there.

    Strangely, I've lived here 3 years and I'm still single.
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
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    this one was recently lol:

    "I'm looking for someone smokin hot and you're the only one in a red dress." I laughed. He then said "How'd that work?" and I said "you get an A for originality." he then said "where's your husband?" And I pointed to him and he said "damn. Figures." lol.

    Once when I was in my 20's a guy told me "If you was a speckled pup in a red wagon, I'd take you home." lol. Texas men. We became really good friends.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    works every time...

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  • LiteBrite007
    LiteBrite007 Posts: 294 Member
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    If I were God I'd rearrange the alphabet so that U and I could be together.

    Congratulations, You're almost as pretty as me.

    You are so gorgeous baby, I think you should buy me a drink.

    You remind me of my mother.

    If you were my ex girlfriend we'd still be together.

    You're gonna be my next ex wife... guaranteed.

    And my all time favorite: Are you a dog lover? Cuz I love the B*tches.
  • LiteBrite007
    LiteBrite007 Posts: 294 Member
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    works every time...

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :drinker:
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
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    works every time...

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    hahahaaa - that's awesome. Love it.
  • Akimajuktuq
    Akimajuktuq Posts: 3,037 Member
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    this one was recently lol:

    "I'm looking for someone smokin hot and you're the only one in a red dress." I laughed. He then said "How'd that work?" and I said "you get an A for originality." he then said "where's your husband?" And I pointed to him and he said "damn. Figures." lol.

    Once when I was in my 20's a guy told me "If you was a speckled pup in a red wagon, I'd take you home." lol. Texas men. We became really good friends.

    Hmmm, strange as it sounds, that last one is kinda sweet, I think I'd fall for that one... I might like to check out some of those Texas men. Too bad I'm Canadian and live in the Arctic. :sad:
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    I must not look very pickupable. No one ever uses lines on me.
    Honestly, most men probably are scared to try because you are so beautiful!
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    I must not look very pickupable. No one ever uses lines on me.

    hey baby... i put the STD in STUD, all i need is U. :wink:


    hahhaah. nice.

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