Women..(or men) Worst pickup lines USED ON U...

There's only 2 pick-up lines in my isolated community:

1. "you single?" - and they don't really care if you are. A totally acceptable way to start a conversation. No introduction, no nothing.
2. "you got a bottle?" -means I expect to drink all your booze, have sex with you and then steal all your stuff while you are sleeping... or B&E your house later now that I know what's in there.

Strangely, I've lived here 3 years and I'm still single.

works every time...

works every time...


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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :drinker:

this one was recently lol:

"I'm looking for someone smokin hot and you're the only one in a red dress." I laughed. He then said "How'd that work?" and I said "you get an A for originality." he then said "where's your husband?" And I pointed to him and he said "damn. Figures." lol.

Once when I was in my 20's a guy told me "If you was a speckled pup in a red wagon, I'd take you home." lol. Texas men. We became really good friends.

Hmmm, strange as it sounds, that last one is kinda sweet, I think I'd fall for that one... I might like to check out some of those Texas men. Too bad I'm Canadian and live in the Arctic. :sad:

I must not look very pickupable. No one ever uses lines on me.

hey baby... i put the STD in STUD, all i need is U.

hahhaah. nice.

I have no clue what this meant and still cant figure it out and im a little hesitant to post it as I found it slightly racist.

But I use to work the night shift as an emergency dispatcher I got a break around 2am and decided to go get gas in my car so I could drive straight home after work. Anyways, 19 years old, alone at a gas station at night and some guy walked up to me while I was pumping gas and says "you have a body of a black girl, but look and dress like a white girl". I just looked at him amd said umm ok, as I was confused that this seemed like only a statement nothing more. He then proceeds to say, "it's a good thing, can I get your number"? Umm NO.

Still have yet to figure out what that means. Is there a fashion only white girls wear or vice versa? Am I missing a memo here? Lol

"HEY! Hey you! Hey girl! Come here!"
Me walking away.

Thats not creepy in the least haha

recently I was in the bar with a couple gal friends.....some *kitten* stumbled up to me, threw his arm around me and said, "you're really hot, I love your legs....I wanna buy you a shot"....then proceeded to lick my face....before I even knew what he was doing.....needless to say, he ended up on the floor.....;)

Some guy asked to smell my breath after I ate a salad that had steak on it. He then ordered the same salad and let me have a taste.

Funny thing is my husband was sitting two seats away from me laughing his butt off at the entire thing.

I must not look very pickupable. No one ever uses lines on me.

You and me both I don't get chat up lies used on me either...but i'm pmsl at the ones i'm reading on here!

Okay...I just remembered the creepiest one. I was 17, and just got off a bus, at night, and this man comes up to me and asks "Have you ever been to the hospital?" then proceeded to ask me if I was mixed with asian and then started following me saying he was going to walk me home. Yeah...I yelled no thank you and ran.

"You have a beautiful mouth, it would look great sucking my...." (Yes, someone really said this to me.)

Ugh. I try not to think about this too often.

I was sitting in a hospital emerg waiting for a friend of mine. A girl comes and sits besides me and starts small talk about the weather and why i'm here etc. She then askes me if I know what her favorite dinosaur is --- aparently it's a "lick-a-lota-pus". Yeah. I had to excuse myself.

EW! That's pretty graphic. Sorry. What is with people being all tacky and gross?

once I went to a grocery store near me and the guy said

"you have beautiful hands" " can I have your number?"

oi.

OMG! That is hysterical! Bad, bad, bad, but very funny!