Women..(or men) Worst pickup lines USED ON U...
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face!
ETA: I kid, I just love that line.0 -
You have a great *kitten* and legs, you should try running.0
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"Are you from Tennesse?"(is that how you spell it?)
"No, why?"
"Cause you're the only ten I see!"
It was a really stupid line but it got me into his bed.. may i mention, i was very drunk and thought "a gold sticker for trying!" xD0 -
chat up line used on me once in a night club. guy walks over to me and says your dress would look good one my bedroom floor how about ti then. lol0
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Another one but not mine....friend from high school was waiting at a bus stop in the shady area of our city and this guy came up to her and offered her $40 bucks for a good time.0
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For the licked-a-lot-a-puss line, the actual joke is what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
See, makes sense then. :-)
What do u call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sore-*kitten*.
RELAX PEOPLE, IT'S A JOKE.
Here is one that always works for me:
Excuse me, but do you wash your clothes in Windex?
No, why?
Because i can see myself in your underwear. *rimshot*0 -
I think my favorite one that has been used on me was, " you have amazing 'posture.' " lol, real clever.0
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nice butt, wanna dance?0
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