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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."0 -
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."0 -
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
LOL I could see that happening0 -
All I got are dead baby jokes...0
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Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!0 -
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
:drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
I've got a broom!0 -
oh boy....and heeeere we go.....bahahahahhahaaha. Love it!!0
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Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
I've got a broom!
Show me.0 -
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love this joke, it never grows old.0
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That's a different thread. Lets keep this one going lol0
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How can you find Will Smith in a snowy forest??
You follow the fresh prints!0 -
Wife steps out of the shower and her husband grabs her *kitten* and says... If you firmed these up a little you wouldn't need a girdle!
The next day, wife gets out of the shower, her husband grabs her boobs and says.. If you firmed these up, you wouldn't need a bra!
Next day... The wife is pissed! The husband steps out of the shower and his wife grabs his penis and says... If you firmed this up, I wouldn't need your brother!0 -
There was this old man sitting on a bench when a teenage boy with a very brightly multicolored Mohawk comes and sits on the bench across from him. The old man stares at the boy, and continues to keep staring for a long time before the boy finally says,
"What? You've never made a mistake before?"
The old man replies, "Well, I had sex with a parrot once and thought you might be my son."0 -
Wife steps out of the shower and her husband grabs her *kitten* and says... If you firmed these up a little you wouldn't need a girdle!
The next day, wife gets out of the shower, her husband grabs her boobs and says.. If you firmed these up, you wouldn't need a bra!
Next day... The wife is pissed! The husband steps out of the shower and his wife grabs his penis and says... If you firmed this up, I wouldn't need your brother!
HAHA!! Harsh..I like her0 -
darkon.0
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So now we have 2 threads going on for joking around, can i copy paste all my jokes just to get this thread going?
Haha!!! You joker!0 -
second best jole0
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you got to wait because it's Leg en dary0
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I just bought some aftershave that smells like breadcrumbs.
The birds love it.0
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