How To Lose a MFP Friend in 10 Days

PghPensFan69
PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
edited November 6 in Chit-Chat
You can thank the Oxygen network playing 10 year old movies for this one.

Thought it might result in some fun answers.
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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Clearly this thread doesn't have the same draw as Kate or Matthew. :embarassed:

    Well, here is a thank you for clicking on it anyway.

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    If you called it "I'm better than you', you'd have hits :\
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    If you called it "I'm better than you', you'd have hits :\

    Unfortunately I can't rename the topic. :(
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
    Don't log in for 10 days
    Constant complaining about your diet, lack of losing weight when you clearly don't bother trying
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    My #1 is lack of contact or support. I am not into being collected because I have a hot avatar.
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    I can tell you how to do it in less than 2 days. Make a comment to a rude moderator and watch his loyal band of followers leave.with him. Lost 20 in under 4 hours. LOL OH>Well
  • sarahc142
    sarahc142 Posts: 156
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy
  • ValeValy
    ValeValy Posts: 36
    Some ppl in here can accomplish that in 10 seconds :)
  • sami_83
    sami_83 Posts: 161
    Net 600-800 cals a day. Ignore all concerned comments by others on your lack of cals. Be congratulated by clueless people when you lose a large amount of weight all at once. Continue to ignore concerned friends.
  • jennyjcss
    jennyjcss Posts: 439 Member
    Sometimes my words are bullets. Thats enough to lose MFP :wink:
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    I can do it in 1 :laugh:
    You can't lose someone who has been a friend for 2 days in one day. If someone has been a friend for two how the hell could it take i day? Read the OP's question before you try to be a comedian.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Don't log in for 10 days
    Constant complaining about your diet, lack of losing weight when you clearly don't bother trying

    this...

    eating less that 1200 cals is a no for me, closed diary, not commenting on any of my posts for 10 days
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    Confuse them with math and they delete you after 10hours
  • ValeValy
    ValeValy Posts: 36
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Some interesting additions.

    Lets try to avoid any hostility please
  • ValeValy
    ValeValy Posts: 36
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    Please be nice to oranges
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Don't log in for 10 days
    Constant complaining about your diet, lack of losing weight when you clearly don't bother trying

    this...

    eating less that 1200 cals is a no for me, closed diary, not commenting on any of my posts for 10 days

    Do you keep meticulous notes of the last time they posted on a comment of yours?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    Please be nice to oranges
    I better be nice to oranges, I'm going to Florida soon and I'll be having a ton of them! :love:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    And now... we wait! :laugh::wink:
    Lmao, you in? hahahaha
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    Please be nice to oranges
    I better be nice to oranges, I'm going to Florida soon and I'll be having a ton of them! :love:

    Let me know if you need a grove to stay in. Have plenty of relatives there.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

    HA! This is hilarious. I had one delete me twice. What can I say, I am busy!

    Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Withhold the d.

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  • Chellellelle
    Chellellelle Posts: 595 Member
    Don't comment on someones diary and ask if they're really eating only 700 calories a day or if they just aren't logging.

    She kept me as a friend, but closed her diary pretty quickly.
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
    My god... There are too many 1 liners to list here, and I don't want to be de-friended, so I won't list any.
  • TEZofAllTrades
    TEZofAllTrades Posts: 51 Member
    Daily weigh-ins!

    Sorry I'm not boosting your ego by congratulating you everyday for your 0.4lb losses...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

    HA! This is hilarious. I had one delete me twice. What can I say, I am busy!

    Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).
    Uhm, yeah. This happened to me. High maintenance, anyone? XD
  • afalewyn
    afalewyn Posts: 23 Member
    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
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