If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.

They're worse than in the pic so i suggest you not to :P

Assume she was up to no good, and join her in the trouble making.

Turn and glance back for a second look

I would ask her out

Walk her safely back into the lighted street

mess up his hair and run

Ask him to walk me to my car, cause my pepper spray expired like, 3 years ago.