If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.

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  • ringintinpen
    ringintinpen Posts: 18
    Say "Hey" and watch her walk away..
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    How come people can't just walk into the Limo? voluntarily? we used to do that back in the day.

    are you sure your limo is not a ....van?
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    Applies ball gag to Amy.. agrees with Choculate...but then tosses her in the limo ws well..
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    *Goes Boondock Saints in the alley and drops toilet*

    *Gets Saint to gather girls*

    Says: Now do you see the importance in running, first??:huh:
  • ameliapond13
    ameliapond13 Posts: 245 Member
    Escort to the van like a proper lady
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    How come people can't just walk into the Limo? voluntarily? we used to do that back in the day.

    are you sure your limo is not a ....van?

    With smoked windows?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    How come people can't just walk into the Limo? voluntarily? we used to do that back in the day.

    are you sure your limo is not a ....van?

    With smoked windows?

    currently his van is fuller than a van crossing the border at midnight. you wanna be on the waiting list?
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
    @Mile...... Ball gag? Really? Sounds more like a creepy van with shag carpet
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    How come people can't just walk into the Limo? voluntarily? we used to do that back in the day.

    are you sure your limo is not a ....van?

    With smoked windows?

    currently his van is fuller than a van crossing the border at midnight. you wanna be on the waiting list?

    Nope. I'm calling the FBI.
  • PeanutButter1999
    PeanutButter1999 Posts: 55 Member
    Steal the van, the chocolate, and stick my head out the window and yell YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME :devil: Haha :tongue:
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    Knows it's about to get creepier bc Busey is here
  • HappyMeLovely
    HappyMeLovely Posts: 134 Member
    Wake up in the limo, see Cadori's facial expression, try to scream but there's a gag ball in the way, so I just keep on dancing with my head out of the skylight. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Lol
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    Notices space is getting limited..clubs cadori..tosses him in a near by dumpster..
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    Gives Amelia a Dexter shot in the neck...throw her in the limo..sighs..again..
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    Crap!! Avoids at all costs!
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
    Prays that someone comes to HELP!!! Mile is getting creepy
  • ameliapond13
    ameliapond13 Posts: 245 Member
    Hopes you all pick a good picture for the news story
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    pushes reset button... Grand Auto Theft XV has some unexpected twists!
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Prays that someone comes to HELP!!! Mile is getting creepy

    Sod that! You're on your own. Y'all were running from me earlier because Breaking Bad and whatnot. Turns out I'm the only guy in this thread that isn't currently keeping a woman in a pit in his back yard.
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    Reaches out to Amy..helps her to her feet..hands her the limo keys..sighs deeply...and says......"I was just trying to get you girls outta this dark alley..."..then walks out to the street and hails a cab
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
    Since when does "help" involve being tazered and a ball gag?
  • HappyMeLovely
    HappyMeLovely Posts: 134 Member
    Pops up on the screen in front of the Mustang he just stole, dressed.like Freddy Kreuger scraping the claws of my glove against the brick alley walls while laughing eerily... getting closerrr...
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    pushes reset button... Grand Auto Theft XV has some unexpected twists!

    Best line in this thread by far. We should all just stop now. No one's going to top that one.
  • HappyMeLovely
    HappyMeLovely Posts: 134 Member
    Prays that someone comes to HELP!!! Mile is getting creepy

    Sod that! You're on your own. Y'all were running from me earlier because Breaking Bad and whatnot. Turns out I'm the only guy in this thread that isn't currently keeping a woman in a pit in his back yard.


    Hands you a rimmed hat and the keys to the van full of barrels of money - it was a set up.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    meanwhile, i just ran up a wall with spiderman. Later bishes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    pushes reset button... Grand Auto Theft XV has some unexpected twists!

    Best line in this thread by far. We should all just stop now. No one's going to top that one.

    for reals.
  • RadkaPrager
    RadkaPrager Posts: 190
    I would ask her about her chocolate diet
  • ringintinpen
    ringintinpen Posts: 18
    ask her to a well lit bar...
  • Caterpillar_17
    Caterpillar_17 Posts: 1,500 Member
    run
  • sexayfareak
    sexayfareak Posts: 14
    Pet them

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