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If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.
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look at Saint
and scream like a girl bc TMNT are real! WT -- *passes out*0 -
Wonder if I am the rat or the ninja turtle. Give high five for the cool sign.0
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Ask for weed payment0
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Explain that I just helped him picked up the hot chick who thought he was protecting her from unsavory characters such as myself, and that should be payment enough. Also, pose for selfie with him. He takes awesome selfies.0
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Accept stated explanation and offer additional bag of medicinal supplies0
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Take a picture of this precious moment for those two0
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Escort her to my waiting lemo0
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Abandon common sense and go with him0
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Abandon common sense and go with him
Leave too, as I am obviously now all alone.0 -
Ask for for directions0
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undress her with my eyes0
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^^^ And y'all think I'm the creeper...0
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undress her with my eyes
undress his eyes with my dress.0 -
undress her with my eyes
undress his eyes with my dress.
ahhhhh, in a perfect world that sounds fantastic0 -
Pull out my knife just to be sure0
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Ask to borrow her phone... put my number in.0
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Tazer her and toss her in the lemo with Amy..0
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^^^ Seriously... I'M the creepy one???0
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Jump out of limo! I'll take my chances in the dark alley0
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Introduce her to Raphael, or Leonardo0
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steal her chocolate0
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Shout RELAX! Everyone back in the limo...0
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^^kick his a/ss, steal my chocolate back, and steal all his glasses.
^steal his limo0 -
steal the chocolate he stole from her0
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You can keep the chocolate, lets go find a bar0
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Start busting out some Thriller dance moves and hope that she joins in.0
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Sigh deeply..then tazer Radka and Amy..throw both of them in the limo..0
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If it was Amy, I would pick up the tab.0
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Club Happy... throw her in the limo....0
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Comes to in limo and BITES you!0
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