If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.

Willbenchforcupcakes

Explain the sign to him

SaintGiff

Ask him for weed because.... Colorado.

MileHighFitness

Make a quick medicinal sell...then thank wobbs for the clarification

SaintGiff

Rob him of his weed and cash because... Breaking Bad.

KrysBlaze

hop a fence and find busiest street to blend in bc Matrix

ameliapond13

Beg for said weed and cash because why not

MileHighFitness

Break bad on all non payers and would be players..cause.damn!

SaintGiff

Give her MileHigh's weed and cash because Robin Hood.

Inner_Goddess

Give him his space and get the hell out of the alley

KrysBlaze

Look desperately for a phone bc it just got real

Hauntinglyfit

If i saw the person above me in Ally, i would assume they want to me alone, so i'd leave and close the door behind me.

SaintGiff

Run, because she makes weird assumptions.

klingerman73

Escort her out of the dark ally.

MileHighFitness

Give her a ride to a well lit alley..

napompl

Ask him to protect me from creepers : )

MileHighFitness

Protect her!

SaintGiff

Wonder why she keeps looking at me and whispering "creeper".

Inner_Goddess

Ask if he had any hot single guy friends

MyChocolateDiet

put on my sunglasses for the glare from her smile.

ETA and probably trip over a rat. b/c thats what i think resides in dark alleys. rats and ninja turtles. don't ask, i'm a mom.

MileHighFitness

Point at Saint!