If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.

bigbarnold

Hmmmm.....

Jacwhite22

Tase him and steal his kidney and leave him in a bath of ice.

Trueray

Eat all the coffee crisp and throw the rest away

KrazyDaizy

WTF, dude, I wanted the rest of that candy. *kicks your shin* for throwing away the rest of the candy.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

say Howdy?

bigbarnold

Try to steal her candy, but realize that I have no kidney and I'm in a ice bath!

eelamme

Run away in fear of being beat up

Krisydee103

not be worried at all lol

bigbarnold

I would let her know I could NEVER hit a girl!

eelamme

Then I would say Hi Low and share my candy if I had any

SaintGiff

not see her because the alley is dark?

eelamme

Take off his sunglasses and ask "now can you see me"

KrysBlaze

Take shades and do a b-boy stance


:glasses: :glasses: :glasses:

Krisydee103

Read the sign

SaintGiff

Avoid eye contact. She looks like she carries bear spray and has an itchy trigger finger.

eelamme

Ummm. To state the obvious, how can you have eye contact with the shades on?

SaintGiff

Turn and run away because she keeps picking on me and will probably take my lunch money again.

KrysBlaze

Run too. bc I don't ask questions when ppl start running

aafoo

Offer her torch!

eelamme

Start singing "this is it...."

And not picking on you Saint, I'm simply jealous.

SaintGiff

Ask wtf this dude is doing walking around carrying a torch. Arsonist? Luddite? Medieval Faire escapee?

aafoo

Ask wtf this dude is doing walking around carrying a torch. Arsonist? Luddite? Medieval Faire escapee?

I am selling weed here :P

eelamme

Duuuuude

SaintGiff

Explain that open flames in dark alleys tend to draw the attention of authorities. Point out how this might adversely effect his business plan.

KrysBlaze

Run faster, I'm black and this is getting shady.

aafoo

Offer him partnership to my business.. he seems to know a lot about it!!

DrenRigs

I would run :bigsmile:

SaintGiff

Offer him my shirt. It's cold out here, brah.

Caterpillar_17

Run

KrysBlaze

ask her to stop blocking the view of our new running buddy

ameliapond13

Probably high five because if I'm hanging out in an alley guaranteed I'm drunk and happy