If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.

bigbarnold

Hmmmm.....

Jacwhite22

Tase him and steal his kidney and leave him in a bath of ice.

Trueray

Eat all the coffee crisp and throw the rest away

KrazyDaizy

WTF, dude, I wanted the rest of that candy. *kicks your shin* for throwing away the rest of the candy.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

say Howdy?

bigbarnold

Try to steal her candy, but realize that I have no kidney and I'm in a ice bath!

eelamme

Run away in fear of being beat up

Krisydee103

not be worried at all lol

bigbarnold

I would let her know I could NEVER hit a girl!

eelamme

Then I would say Hi Low and share my candy if I had any

SaintGiff

not see her because the alley is dark?

eelamme

Take off his sunglasses and ask "now can you see me"

KrysBlaze

Take shades and do a b-boy stance


:glasses: :glasses: :glasses:

Krisydee103

Read the sign

SaintGiff

Avoid eye contact. She looks like she carries bear spray and has an itchy trigger finger.

eelamme

Ummm. To state the obvious, how can you have eye contact with the shades on?

SaintGiff

Turn and run away because she keeps picking on me and will probably take my lunch money again.

KrysBlaze

Run too. bc I don't ask questions when ppl start running

aafoo

Offer her torch!

eelamme

Start singing "this is it...."

And not picking on you Saint, I'm simply jealous.

SaintGiff

Ask wtf this dude is doing walking around carrying a torch. Arsonist? Luddite? Medieval Faire escapee?