If I saw the person above me in a dark ally I would____.

bigbarnold · February 2014

Hmmmm.....

Jacwhite22 · February 2014

Tase him and steal his kidney and leave him in a bath of ice.

Trueray · February 2014

Eat all the coffee crisp and throw the rest away

KrazyDaizy · February 2014

WTF, dude, I wanted the rest of that candy. *kicks your shin* for throwing away the rest of the candy.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · February 2014

say Howdy?

bigbarnold · February 2014

Try to steal her candy, but realize that I have no kidney and I'm in a ice bath!

eelamme · February 2014

Run away in fear of being beat up

Krisydee103 · February 2014

not be worried at all lol

bigbarnold · February 2014

I would let her know I could NEVER hit a girl!

eelamme · February 2014

Then I would say Hi Low and share my candy if I had any

SaintGiff · February 2014

not see her because the alley is dark?

eelamme · February 2014

Take off his sunglasses and ask "now can you see me"

KrysBlaze · February 2014

Take shades and do a b-boy stance

:glasses: :glasses: :glasses:

Krisydee103 · February 2014

Read the sign

SaintGiff · February 2014

Avoid eye contact. She looks like she carries bear spray and has an itchy trigger finger.

eelamme · February 2014

Ummm. To state the obvious, how can you have eye contact with the shades on?

SaintGiff · February 2014

Turn and run away because she keeps picking on me and will probably take my lunch money again.

KrysBlaze · February 2014

Run too. bc I don't ask questions when ppl start running

aafoo · February 2014

Offer her torch!

eelamme · February 2014

Start singing "this is it...."

And not picking on you Saint, I'm simply jealous.

SaintGiff · February 2014

Ask wtf this dude is doing walking around carrying a torch. Arsonist? Luddite? Medieval Faire escapee?

aafoo · February 2014

Ask wtf this dude is doing walking around carrying a torch. Arsonist? Luddite? Medieval Faire escapee?

I am selling weed here :P

eelamme · February 2014

Duuuuude

SaintGiff · February 2014

Explain that open flames in dark alleys tend to draw the attention of authorities. Point out how this might adversely effect his business plan.

KrysBlaze · February 2014

Run faster, I'm black and this is getting shady.

aafoo · February 2014

Offer him partnership to my business.. he seems to know a lot about it!!

DrenRigs · February 2014

I would run :bigsmile:

SaintGiff · February 2014

Offer him my shirt. It's cold out here, brah.

Caterpillar_17 · February 2014

Run

KrysBlaze · February 2014

ask her to stop blocking the view of our new running buddy

ameliapond13 · February 2014

Probably high five because if I'm hanging out in an alley guaranteed I'm drunk and happy

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