If there are any true masochists on this website, here's an exercise that would have driven Mother Theresa into a fit of sailor-like profanity. Try to find the nutritional information for a plain cheese quesadilla. Doesn't sound to difficult, ehhh? Just check the internet, right. Nowhere to be found. Call the Applebee's customer service line. Maybe you'll have the good fortune to talk to Todd the Applebee operator who will tell you in so many words that finding nutritional information for normal menu items is tantamount with finding DB Cooper. Applebee's will not under any circumstances give the information. Apparently they fear that the Cold War is not truly over and a band of renegade Bolsheviks are prowling around the Kremlin debating how to get their hands on the calorie content of Applebee's guacamole in their quest for world domination. Anyway, after this ordeal I would rather eat a can of ptomaine poisoned rattlesnake meat then anything that they have to offer at "my neighborhood restaurant"
Reverend JS Venzetti
Church of the Perpetual Food Allergy