Valentine's gift ideas for shopping at a gas station?

Fit2Strip
Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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If you had less than 24 hours to get your gf/bf/cohabitator/poly-partners something for valentine's day and the only option was something you could purchase at a gas station or something you could make from several items bought at a gas station, what would you get?
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    skittles in every flavor
  • DJMIKEY1
    DJMIKEY1 Posts: 523 Member
    Sushi
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    One suggestion, Don't get the plastic flowers. She WILL throw them at you while calling you nasty names.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Just do coupons of things they can get, for fun.
    Won't cost anything and it will be fun to do the activities together, shall you choose any that you're able to do together, that is.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    One suggestion, Don't get the plastic flowers. She WILL throw them at you while calling you nasty names.
    WHAT? I like plastic flowers.
    -shakes up can of silver spraypaint-

    Edit: Real flowers die .-.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Sushi

    with or without bologna?
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I wouldn't turn my nose up at a gas gift card.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    One suggestion, Don't get the plastic flowers. She WILL throw them at you while calling you nasty names.

    She hates flowers. She doesn't like the idea of something rotting in a jar to show my love.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    I wouldn't turn my nose up at a gas gift card.

    But would you be choosy about the gas station it's from?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Condoms. Lots and lots and lots of condoms.
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    chocolate flavored condoms
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Condoms. Lots and lots and lots of condoms.

    Condoms are mood killers.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Condoms. Lots and lots and lots of condoms.

    Condoms are mood killers.
    -nodnod-
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    root beer popsicles
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Lottery ticket with a note about getting lucky on a gas receipt I found on the floor.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Lottery ticket with a note about getting lucky on a gas receipt I found on the floor.

    Can it be an expired lottery ticket? I don't want to give her a winner because then she'd have the means to leave me.
  • MamaFunky
    MamaFunky Posts: 735 Member
    beer and chocolate :drinker:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    beer and chocolate :drinker:

    she hates both...
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    A pint of ice cream and a six-pack of wine coolers.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Is a carton of cigarettes too 1980's?
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I wouldn't turn my nose up at a gas gift card.

    But would you be choosy about the gas station it's from?

    No? Is there a double entendre in this question I don't understand?
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    I wouldn't turn my nose up at a gas gift card.

    But would you be choosy about the gas station it's from?

    No? Is there a double entendre in this question I don't understand?

    I don't double entendre without explicit sexual metaphors.
    I just meant would you be pissed if you were hoping for an Exxon or WaWa's card, but instead received a Sunoco card.
  • Tuala42
    Tuala42 Posts: 274 Member
    How about a couple dozen candy bars of all different kinds? I'd much rather have that than cheap plastic flowers.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Bananas
  • shazbox1
    shazbox1 Posts: 175 Member
    Lottery ticket with a note about getting lucky on a gas receipt I found on the floor.

    Can it be an expired lottery ticket? I don't want to give her a winner because then she'd have the means to leave me.

    My grandparents give these for Christmas, so should be fair game for V-day.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Lottery ticket with a note about getting lucky on a gas receipt I found on the floor.

    Can it be an expired lottery ticket? I don't want to give her a winner because then she'd have the means to leave me.

    I don't know what state you are on, but in PA our scratch-offs have a barcode box that has to be scanned. I would simply and neatly scratch that part off and have the cashier check them. Give your beloved any winning tickets less than 10 dollars.
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    I wouldn't turn my nose up at a gas gift card.

    But would you be choosy about the gas station it's from?

    Yea...
    Id want it to be from the gas station I typically go to...
    Like I never go to a Sunoco but Citgo would work..
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Bananas

    Finally, good advice.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    scratch offs
    dark chocolate aero bar, chips,fun dip,ring pops
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    scratch offs
    dark chocolate aero bar, chips,fun dip,ring pops

    Aero bar? You must be a Brit or Canadian. Most gas stations here don't have Aero bars, tragically.

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