The only thing that my Granddad left me in his will was half
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Lol , love it!!!0
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Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!
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Oh dear. Hubs will love that one. I groaned.0
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.0
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thanks I needed a chuckle this morning.....0
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i def had a full-on LOL!!!!!0
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.
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Do keep them coming!0
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LOL! Haha! :bigsmile:0
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Whats Orange and sound like a Parrot?
A Carrot?!
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Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!
ah ha ha.....so i had to read it twice to get it...BUT it was worth it!!! ha ha ha ha0 -
Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!
That's terrible!
How DAIRY!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.
Hey don't say that... you're talking about ma' girl there... well, the 'spoof' photo I have would indicate that!
My wife's not worried though - she's glad that I've finished my affair with Christina Aguilera you see!
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Whats Orange and sound like a Parrot?
A Carrot?!
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:laugh: good one!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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I did my wife some homemade soup and a bread roll with butter the other day.
"did you like the Oasis soup?" I asked,
"Yes..." she replied slowly in fear of an impending punchline... "but why do you call it 'Oasis Soup'?".
Well, I began... "YOU GOTTA ROLL WITH IT!"
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OK: Why are there no tablets left in the jungle?
Because the paracetomol! (Parrots eat them all)
And: What did the German clock maker say to his broken clock?
Vee have vays of making you tock!0 -
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OK: Why are there no tablets left in the jungle?
Because the paracetomol! (Parrots eat them all)
And: What did the German clock maker say to his broken clock?
Vee have vays of making you tock!
:terrible: Love 'em!!!
My doctor's given me some new tablets... little pills with pictures of Mickey Mouse on them.
I take them for Disney Spells!
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Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."0
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