The only thing that my Granddad left me in his will was half

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Wiitabax
Wiitabax Posts: 284
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The only thing that my Granddad left me in his will was half a kilo of cocaine.

But I can deal with that.


:laugh:

Yep - here again with more TERRIBLE jokes, but hopefully will raise a chuckle or two, even if not a full-on 'lol'.


Join in folks!


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  • morganadk2_deleted
    morganadk2_deleted Posts: 1,696 Member
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    Lol , love it!!!
  • danmullen
    danmullen Posts: 94
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    Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!

    :smile:
  • Vivx
    Vivx Posts: 121
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    lmaoooo !
    uv made my morning! x
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
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    Oh dear. Hubs will love that one. I groaned. :tongue:
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
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    How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.
  • justahorsen
    justahorsen Posts: 234
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    thanks I needed a chuckle this morning.....
  • monstertwelve
    monstertwelve Posts: 102
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    i def had a full-on LOL!!!!! :D
  • myukniewicz
    myukniewicz Posts: 906 Member
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    How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.

    Bahahahahahahaha!!!! :tongue:
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
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    Do keep them coming!
  • JaneZv
    JaneZv Posts: 200
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    LOL! Haha! :bigsmile:
  • oEmmao
    oEmmao Posts: 466 Member
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    Whats Orange and sound like a Parrot?

    A Carrot?!

    :bigsmile:
  • lenaxox
    lenaxox Posts: 27
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    Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!

    :smile:

    ah ha ha.....so i had to read it twice to get it...BUT it was worth it!!! ha ha ha ha
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
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    Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!

    :smile:



    That's terrible!


    How DAIRY!

    (Dare he? :laugh:)
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
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    How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face.

    Hey don't say that... you're talking about ma' girl there... well, the 'spoof' photo I have would indicate that!

    My wife's not worried though - she's glad that I've finished my affair with Christina Aguilera you see!

    :laugh:
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
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    Whats Orange and sound like a Parrot?

    A Carrot?!

    :bigsmile:


    :laugh: good one!

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!

    :smile:
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
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    I did my wife some homemade soup and a bread roll with butter the other day.

    "did you like the Oasis soup?" I asked,

    "Yes..." she replied slowly in fear of an impending punchline... "but why do you call it 'Oasis Soup'?".

    Well, I began... "YOU GOTTA ROLL WITH IT!"

    :laugh:
  • hardworkinghedonist
    hardworkinghedonist Posts: 17
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    HAHA!

    OK: Why are there no tablets left in the jungle?
    Because the paracetomol! (Parrots eat them all)

    And: What did the German clock maker say to his broken clock?
    Vee have vays of making you tock!
  • Wiitabax
    Wiitabax Posts: 284
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    HAHA!

    OK: Why are there no tablets left in the jungle?
    Because the paracetomol! (Parrots eat them all)

    And: What did the German clock maker say to his broken clock?
    Vee have vays of making you tock!



    :terrible: Love 'em!!!

    My doctor's given me some new tablets... little pills with pictures of Mickey Mouse on them.

    I take them for Disney Spells!


    :laugh:
  • LotusF1ower
    LotusF1ower Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Someone threw a lump of cheese at me in the street the other day. I thought, "That's not very mature"!

    :smile:

    LOL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

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