I can't find my wife!!!

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  • rugged1529
    rugged1529 Posts: 95 Member
    everything that everyone is suggesting her has already been done and more. Thanks for your suggestions though. The funny thing is she has posted on the message board and I can't find her but she can see me. I look on her account and I see that she actually replied on my topic. I even get friends request from other people and messages. It's like there's a conspiracy against me and my wife!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    She prolly blocked you mate. Maybe she does not want you to see her dairy cos she cheats too much. Or maybe she does not actually works out when she says so and just lies to you to make herself look better and does not want you to see that. Or maybe she has too much guy friends at her profile, flirting messages with other guys, or she talks about you and your relationships with her friends publicly without you knowing. Hey, hey, hey! This thing does not looks clean, there's something up man.

    Yeesh man, project much?

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    The poor guy just couldn't find his wife's profile, not that he suddenly stumbled upon AshleyMadison or anything.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    It's the government man...
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
    This is silly! Can both you and she send me a friend request?
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    everything that everyone is suggesting her has already been done and more. Thanks for your suggestions though. The funny thing is she has posted on the message board and I can't find her but she can see me. I look on her account and I see that she actually replied on my topic. I even get friends request from other people and messages. It's like there's a conspiracy against me and my wife!

    Can you reply to this thread using her account? The username is not spelled properly, so if she replies here, that would help.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    If all else fails, just have her or you delete your account (at least if you just got it set up) and start again. Sometimes computers are glitchy. (Can do so under "Settings", which you get to by clicking the "My Home" button and then it's on the right hand side on the second blue bar)
  • shazbox1
    shazbox1 Posts: 175 Member
    Maybe she was hacking MFP the other day and has somehow logged into a beta test server...
  • DynamicDiva
    DynamicDiva Posts: 138 Member
    lol--it could be a simple as a space where one isn't needed, a capital letter that should have been lower cased.

    Otherwise, I'm with everyone else----she doesn't want to be found. Have you tried looking for her on your facebook friends list? Something isn't right. I know MFP is having a problem with missing post, but not missing people.

    Hope you find her.....if not, you may need to sign up for Iyanla's fix my life/wife..........lol just kidding.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    I don't see the problem.

    Doesn't she batch, moan, and complain enough in real life for you? Now you want her to batch, moan, and complain on the Internet as well??? Meh................

    ^^This^^

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Could be he and she is screwing with the collective!
  • DynamicDiva
    DynamicDiva Posts: 138 Member
    Did you find her yet?
  • RhineDHP
    RhineDHP Posts: 1,025 Member
    Scavenger hunt for the dudes wife..

    LOL. I laughed way too hard at this comment :laugh: :laugh:
  • dejavuohlala
    dejavuohlala Posts: 1,821 Member
    oh I thought you meant you literally could not find your wife!!!!!!
  • tayloryay
    tayloryay Posts: 378 Member
    I didn't know Mankrik used MFP!
  • DynamicDiva
    DynamicDiva Posts: 138 Member
    She prolly blocked you mate. Maybe she does not want you to see her dairy cos she cheats too much. Or maybe she does not actually works out when she says so and just lies to you to make herself look better and does not want you to see that. Or maybe she has too much guy friends at her profile, flirting messages with other guys, or she talks about you and your relationships with her friends publicly without you knowing. Hey, hey, hey! This thing does not looks clean, there's something up man.

    Yeesh man, project much?

    projecting.png

    The poor guy just couldn't find his wife's profile, not that he suddenly stumbled upon AshleyMadison or anything.

    ^^^^^^^ LMAO ^^^^^
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Marcooooo
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Marcooooo
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Polo... I'm mean dudes wife?
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/memorableheart

    Did she change her username?
  • epemae
    epemae Posts: 76 Member
    Poloooo!
  • willnorton
    willnorton Posts: 995 Member
    dont look too hard....believe me!
  • Shahelene
    Shahelene Posts: 133 Member
    I can see her erase yours and start all over
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  • CoffeeBugg
    CoffeeBugg Posts: 75 Member
    I didn't know Mankrik used MFP!

    First I laughed, then I felt like a dweeb because I got the reference.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    She might have her profile private. Go to the privacy settings. If she has it so only she can see it, that's the problem.

    Settings/privacy settings

    This, she probably has her profile so that it is completely hidden and unsearchable.

    ETA: That was the answer. My usually answer would be: She was dirty messaging me last night.

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