Not before my coffee!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak
Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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I cannot believe the number of people that do not like to wake up to morning sex. The real one. The, 'good morning' whisper in the ear followed by under the covers foreplay and ultimately...as you wipe the sleep from your eyes. Thoughts?
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  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
    Mmmm, unless you have a husband that works nights and isn't there in the morning...
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    Having a 5 year old and a 15 month old make me more inclined to choose coffee. haha. poor husband.
  • PennyM140
    PennyM140 Posts: 423 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.

    YES!
  • maria1113
    maria1113 Posts: 508 Member
    I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

    I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.

    Exactly!! How YOU doin'? :drinker:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    :yawn:
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    A great girlfriend should have the qualities of a skilled carpenter. No morning wood should ever go wasted.:wink:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

    So demanding. *sips coffee*
  • maria1113
    maria1113 Posts: 508 Member
    I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

    I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

    Well I drink occasionally cappuccino, but plain coffee? Nope. :laugh:
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

    So demanding. *sips coffee*

    Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.
  • Whyareyoumad
    Whyareyoumad Posts: 268 Member
    Morning sex is the best, but I dont dare wake the wife in the mornings, best not to speak until around 9 or so. LOL
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

    I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

    Well I drink occasionally cappuccino, but plain coffee? Nope. :laugh:

    Just. Plain. Coffee? That's like saying...like..ummm, that's just like saying coffee is plain.

    Note: There is nothing that can be compared to coffee...I was going to mention a beautiful woman, but coffee doesn't get a period, coffee is always well behaved.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

    So demanding. *sips coffee*

    Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

    Nah...probably because you suck at making coffee.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

    So demanding. *sips coffee*

    Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

    Nah...probably because you suck at making coffee.

    Then perhaps you should make it for me, and bring it to me in bed.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

    So demanding. *sips coffee*

    Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

    Nah...probably because you suck at making coffee.

    Then perhaps you should make it for me, and bring it to me in bed.

    On second thought...let's reexamine this Ms. Bossy Pants attitude of yours.
  • maria1113
    maria1113 Posts: 508 Member
    I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

    I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

    Well I drink occasionally cappuccino, but plain coffee? Nope. :laugh:

    Just. Plain. Coffee? That's like saying...like..ummm, that's just like saying coffee is plain.

    Note: There is nothing that can be compared to coffee...I was going to mention a beautiful woman, but coffee doesn't get a period, coffee is always well behaved.

    I prefer really good tea :wink:
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Why not both? Morning sex, then coffee in bed. That's how we do it, anyway. :blushing:
  • katylil
    katylil Posts: 223 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.
  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:

    I hear ya.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

    I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.
  • vroy12
    vroy12 Posts: 4 Member
    Coffee is morning sex.



    Love!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:

    I hear ya.

    no no no no no....

    would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%
  • jannalovescoffee
    jannalovescoffee Posts: 118 Member
    :yawn: What about coffee first? :drinker:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

    I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.

    But I have cookies....

    On a different note....

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  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Never had morning sex that was better than my coffee :(
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.
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