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  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
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    Why not both? Morning sex, then coffee in bed. That's how we do it, anyway. :blushing:
  • katylil
    katylil Posts: 223 Member
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    Coffee is morning sex.
  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
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    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:

    I hear ya.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

    I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.
  • vroy12
    vroy12 Posts: 4 Member
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    Coffee is morning sex.



    Love!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:

    I hear ya.

    no no no no no....

    would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%
  • jannalovescoffee
    jannalovescoffee Posts: 118 Member
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    :yawn: What about coffee first? :drinker:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

    I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.

    But I have cookies....

    On a different note....

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  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    Never had morning sex that was better than my coffee :(
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.

    Oh, I am in luck!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.

    Psshhhh...typical man, drinking ANY coffee that will pour itself into his mouth.

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    "guilt-free" morning b0nerz are the best! i try not to let them go to waste, if i can help it. b0nerz from my Mr. are my bat-signal. i respond promptly, any time of day.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.

    Psshhhh...typical man, drinking ANY coffee that will pour itself into his mouth.

    mynameiscoffeesnob1.png

    My sticker.

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    No shame.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
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    I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

    I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.

    ^^This

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Wow, I just do not understand (shakes head).

    I guess it just must be priorities.

    I am a certified coffee snob. I spend horrendous amounts of money on coffee beans for my blends. My coffee apparatus is top of the line and allows me to set coffee grind, amount of beans, water temperature and water amount. All of the things that affect coffee flavor.

    I have never had a cup of coffee that is good as sex at any time of the day, especially the morning!
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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    *whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
    *BF rolls away and passes gas
    *stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

    Me neither :angry:

    I hear ya.

    no no no no no....

    would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%

    How you doin :flowerforyou:
  • Sag2015
    Sag2015 Posts: 88
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    Morning sex? What's that??

    I could hold off on the coffee but I would want to brush my teeth.

    Morning sex, from what I remember, was always the best sex.
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